Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML
Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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abc123zyx987 0
ewww isn't that poisonous?
Juliaa15 6
That's repulsive. I would be able to tell by the shape no matter how awake I was. Or at least by the smell.
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Comments (104)
Atishuh 0
Did you die? Or did you just get drunk off it or something?
aandra 1
Yes, she died that's why she posted this fml. -_-'
Zmeilerr 22
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
betty66 3
THESE pretzels are makin' ME... THIRSTY!!!!!!
Zmeilerr 22
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
Zmeilerr 22
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
sflyte120 0
Oh my goodness, I thought I was the only one! I did that too a few years ago. It was a totally idiotic thing to do - burned off a lot of the inside of my mouth - but I was fine. It's definitely possible.
Hawkcody1958 1
put a glass or bottle of water on your nightstand,
jrsgreenfire257 0
Shes to poor to have a nightstand. plus her boyfriend wont alliw it xD
Lalala1996 0
That stuff smells good
MissBunny25 0
you can get high off of nail polish remover.. xD you just sounded like such a stupid druggy lmfao
FMLTrentM 0
where's the like button? awesome comment lol
inthemillions 0
How would you mistake nail polish remover for a bottle of water? Nail polish remover is in a completely different shaped bottle and has a completely different lid... Maybe you should avoid keeping nail polish remover within arms reach of your bed.
southwestking 0
Was your eyes closed the hole time
tencentsakiss 19
Were your eyes closed while typing just now?
rock2490_fml 0
crack head