Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, my boyfriend had a nightmare, talking in his sleep about not hurting himself anymore or "auntie Nat Nat" will put him "back in the home with the mean doctors and the sicky medicine." WHAT THE FUCK? FML
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Top comments
nightngale 0
Isn't it ironic how he tells YOU to grow up, yet he wants someone to go cook him breakfast like he's a little kid who needs his mommy to do things for him. If anyone needs to grow up, it's your immature, insensitive 5 year old boyfriend.
abandonship 3
tell him to make his own damn breakfast!
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Comments (197)
THEsuperMANLYman 10
1- you r so stupid. Op was crying over a dream -.-
THEsuperMANLYman 10
94- u r so ******* stupid. If you're talking about sexist roles than woman should stay at home all day and make their man a sandwich. Now I don't think that right. We live in the 21st century where EVERYONE is ******* equal. There is no such thing as gender roles.
Kamon97 23
Honestly why the hell is she with him in the first place a huge YDI for being a doormat and sticking with a shitty bf >.>
heartsofhavoc 6
That's complete garbage. I feel spoiled now, because my boyfriend always makes me a nice breakfast when he is over. I always cook a nice dinner and buy his favorite snacks. We take good care of each other. You deserve better than that.
ninja_darkstar 6
You kinda deserve it if you are willing to date such an incredible douche canoe
alienGirlscout 5
It astounds how many people fail to grasp that being upset by a nightmare doesn't mean that you believe it's real or that you don't have a grasp on reality. It's like looking at someone crying over a movie and telling them they're obviously mentally ill for sympathizing with fictional characters - except worse, because when you have a nightmare your own mind turns into a theatre of horrors and as a bonus visits all your worst memories on you. Some people have more vivid dreams than others. If you do not have vivid dreams, count yourself extremely lucky. But it's not about whether you are mature or not, it is neurological, and you can't change it. For some people, dreaming nightmares is like living through the thing for real, and immediately feeling better after waking up is completely unrealistic. Often it also helps to talk about it and have a good cry about having had to experience something upsetting, even if it turned out not to be real. And then you get over it, because it IS just a dream - unless your dream stems from some kind of trauma, of course. In any case, you should never treat something that hurts another human being as irrelevant just because you can't relate to it. tldr: Don't be an asshole and assume that your way of experiencing things is the only valid one.
fantasyworld 39
Tell him to cook his own breakfast.
Tyrez 32
I haven't had a nightmare in forever. I guess it's since the scariest part of life is waking up nowadays. If I do have anything close to a nightmare it usually involves going for a swim in murky waters with crocodiles lurking nearby. Can't imagine a nightmare that would make me cry but he still sounds really insensitive. I would never tell someone to go make me breakfast.
shasta95 5
DUMP HIM
zsmith105 11
You are a woman, not a piece of property that has to obey to him. He sounds like a disrespectful asshole. You should cook food and trip on "accident" and dump it on him.