Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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motoxracer156 5
I would talk to your finance or somebody about this
DocBastard 40
Some people get cold feet. Sounds like you've been soaking yours in liquid nitrogen.
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Comments (107)
Free4ever 6
It's just a dream, not a biggie. Congratz on your engagement and future wedding!
JustPlayTheGame 6
Somerset, not gonna lie I'm from up north with that kind of accent I'd be having sweats too. Overall dw about it OP everyone gets nervous and I'm sure you'll feel better once the weddings over.
padajuan 11
Ain't nowt wrong with a west country accents, northern accents are worse ;D
Lant 6
New york city accents are worse. Sound like they are saying new yawk when they say new york
fdupagain 11
Depends on where up North is. The movie Fargo is like taking the most southern drawl and embellishing.
outoftown 27
Think of it as a rehearsal. Now, you'll remember to put on your wedding dress BEFORE you walk down the aisle.
BellaFurfaro 12
Maybe it's a sign that the wedding isn't meant to be?
thrAsHeRr9081 16
A couple weeks before my wedding, I had explicit nightmares about it, ranging from everything gong wrong, no one showing up, or things having to do with my now-husband. It's natural. It s a very stressful time!
MuseFan1991 14
92 i agree. i've had countless dreams that my wedding goes wrong, (in fact im yet to have one where i actually make it to the altar) but doesn't mean i don't think it's meant to happen. dreams are our way of processing information, including feelings. i'm sure this dream was just OP's way of dealing with her anxiety subconsciously, so she can now address her worries consciously
000lizzy000 13
Cold feet :)
kahru1 9
What's that boy? Ya got cold feet? Well they'll be plenty warm in your brand new wife's ******!
Charleybelle 14
Also I've never heard of anyone putting their feet inside a ******
kimj356 6
Then you haven't lived life yet
poccocurantes 7
That must have been some nightmare. I am wondering what about a wedding would top all of your previous nightmares though. Did your dead aunt rise from the grave in the dress she should have left you and begin devouring the brains of the guests?
AznSamoan52 10
Don't worry, you may just be nervous for the big day.
doritowhore 9
There's a fine line between love and hate.
buckdharma 38
I wanted to make a movie reference using the 3 new FMLs. My favorite movie. ( Two Weddings And a Funeral.) Oh well, happy sledding!