Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé had a nightmare and sat bolt upright in bed, claimed he had a nightmare where we were married, then his head hit the pillow and he was asleep again. That was his nightmare. Us being married. FML
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Today, I woke up from the worst nightmare I've ever had. After tearfully explaining to my boyfriend, in detail, how bad this dream was, he told me to "put on my big girl panties" and make him breakfast. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, I had such a realistic dream that I was about to be hanged by the neck until I was dead. I was dropped through the hole and I felt the noose snap my neck at the exact moment I woke up. I ended up crying in my wife’s arms for a solid five minutes. Now I’m afraid to sleep, maybe forever. FML
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, after religiously eating healthy, getting good sleep, and trying to keep my stress level low, I'm stuck in bed with aches, fever, sore throat, the shits and throwing up. My wedding is in 2 days. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, my wife had a dream in which I died while she was pregnant. This is troubling, especially since I had the exact same dream the day before. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was throwing up. Turns out it wasn’t a dream and I woke up to puke all over the bed. FML
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motoxracer156 5
I would talk to your finance or somebody about this
DocBastard 40
Some people get cold feet. Sounds like you've been soaking yours in liquid nitrogen.
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Comments (107)
dearxpaige 6
Marriage is sickening period! Plus it only lasts a minute, why do you think they throw rice :) don't waste your time!
ThirstyGrunt 6
Wedding? Or Honeymoon?! O.o
TheMystery13 13
Serves you right. Marriage is an empty and archiac tradition.
Inked0803 12
Everyone gets nervous. But if you're having second thoughts think it through before you make any decisions
lowshadows 21
sounds like you don't wanna be married.
The_9th_Doctor 18
your mind is trying to tell you something
worldclassrager 41
I can say it must be nerve racking...but hey you could have been dreaming about spiders right?
fantasyworld 39
Everybody gets nervous.
whynot159 9
Elaborating is necessary. Was the nightmare the fact that you've signed up for the rest of your life with what you feel is the wrong person?
stellasue11 38
Weddings, or any other big changesxare scary. Nbd.