Today, I woke up feeling extremely nauseous. When I started to feel better, I felt like I needed to spit. I went into the bathroom and opened the toilet to see someone had taken a giant crap the night before and forgotten to flush. The smell made me vomit all over my feet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML
Today, I was feeling sick so I decided to lay down. As soon as I did, I felt the sudden urge to throw up, so I ran to the bathroom. When I bent over the toilet to throw up, my glasses fell in along with my vomit. Before I had a chance to retrieve them, I threw up again. And again. FML
Today, I woke up on the floor with my feet still in the bed. I had passed out while vomiting into a bucket, since I couldn't make it to the bathroom in time. The bucket had spilled all over my bed. FML
Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML
Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML
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Erindub 0
Ewwww! Thats foul
sweatnut 0
that sucks. maybe you should of just spat in the sink.
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Comments (60)
Skullcrusher 5
Major boo for you. Heheh!
furb82 0
disgusting
RubyRedd 0
nasty as hell.
DynamicDave 11
The comments made me LOL! Especially 12. BTW OP, you were feeling nauseated, not nauseous, although some might now argue you're nauseous as well. Look them up, there's a difference.
shiarrael 13
Wrong. Nauseate: to affect with nausea; sicken. Nauseous: affected with nausea In short, "to feel nauseated" and "to feel nauseous" are, essentially, the same thing. However, nauseate (and therefore "nauseated") is a verb, and nauseous is an adjective, making "nauseous" the correct word.
deluxeturtle9 0
Nauseated can be used as a verb as well as an ADJECTIVE. both words would work fine.
PunxsatownyPhil 0
Often, my mouth get really full of saliva right before I throw up. Sucks that you missed though.
hahaDevon 0
thats pretty gross. but why couldnt you have aimed your vomit in the toilet?
epoh_fml 0
That's disgusting. But who wants to throw up In a toilet with poop in it? It could splash back into your face. Ew!
WTFsGoingOn 0
I am right there with you OP, on two counts. I always seem to be the person in my house who finds out that someone else didn't flush after taking a crap. Plus it would be very hard for me to bring myself to puke in a toilet that wasn't flushed by the last person who used it (unless of course they just peed). The seeing it is almost as bad as smelling it for me personally, hell even hearing the wrong noise can make me gag. Some of us just have weak stomachs.
ky_finest_18 0
Omg. Eww.
iSwag 0
******* Disgusting....FYL