Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to put in a contact while drunk. My eye still hurts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
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mistertbawk420 10
Minty fresh
silvercamaro 22
At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML
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Comments (104)
91hayek 31
I thought you were going to say had them stored in some liquor like rum, and now you have to wear an eye patch like a pirate.
Schizomaniac 24
You put your CONTACTS in? As in both of them? How the hell did you not realise that something was up when one of your eyes starting burning intensely?
Spyderbane 10
Re-enactment below Man this contact hurts. what the hell? why does it hurt. I'll just put in the other one so I can see why the first one hurts. ouch that hurts too. reminds me of the time I poured hadrosaur urine on myself to wash off the hadrosaur urine.
RedPillSucks 33
Or his hangover hurt so much he didn't realize what the other pain was from.
lilmslady 11
what i dont get is... the fact that contact solution is normally clear and mouthwash is normally colored.... annnnd this didnt ring any bells??
buckdharma 38
Get her in the sights of your gun with Scope.
pshtuthinkicare 19
Well isn't that refreshing
southernpride567 8
Hey
therealjc_fml 14
That's 100% your bad.
dipshitpoopyhead 7
be happy it didn't cause any blindness
Adam5858 17
Well....Atleast you can still see enough to type this FML
ohSNAPyall 27
Just because your eyes are green does not mean that wintergreen is the product for you.
weveallbeenthere 30
YDI.