Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
Today, I found out what it feels like to put in a contact while drunk. My eye still hurts. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get to work and decided to multitask by making my coffee while brushing my teeth. Halfway through, I absentmindedly poured mouthwash into my coffee mug and took a big gulp. I spent the rest of the morning trying to get the taste of minty coffee out of my mouth. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I noticed a strange mark on the inside of my mouthwash bottle. As I was bending down to investigate, my hands tightened around the bottle and mouthwash squirted in my eye. It still burns. FML
Today, I accidentally took my mouthwash like a shot. I don't know what burned more, when it went down or when it came back up. FML
Today, I woke up at a stranger's house after a long night of drinking. Before leaving, I decided to steal some mouthwash so I didn't smell like a liquor store. Thinking of the night before, I instinctively downed the Listerine like a shot and puked everywhere. FML
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mistertbawk420 10
Minty fresh
silvercamaro 22
At least you still have decent enough eyesight to post this on FML
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Comments (104)
WickedScarlet73 6
I can't even imagine the pain.. But at least bacteria or anything else is out.. Right?
desoxyn242 14
Jasj
cbears 7
Omg that must of really hurt
DylanHasClass 17
Thts painful.... Fyl
sassy2085 16
Ouch that got hurt sorry op
mattrd_fml 31
Look on the bright side. Now you minty fresh eyes.
love_me_electric 20
Last time I wore my contacts while drinking I put both of them in the same side of the case. Took me a couple tries to figure out which contact was for my left eye and which one was for my right. Sucks you ruined yours, hopefully you have extras laying around so you're not blind until you can buy more.
worldclassrager 41
Wouldn't you tell before putting them in the color was off? So now clean eyes and a clean mouth fantastic!
Yolandababy2 14
I don't know how you can't tell the difference in smell or color......
abbsrhon13 3
My eyes are burning just thinking about this!!!