Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up after a long night of partying. When I went to wash off my face, I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror. My missing tooth was almost enough to make me overlook my black eye. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, I woke up with my face covered in blood. Turns out that yesterday at my colleague's birthday party, I got so drunk that I started yelling "Nappy time!" before falling out of my hammock and face-first onto the concrete ground. FML
Today, I woke up with a massive hangover after passing out at a wild party the night before. Apparently my friends couldn't find a marker, because I woke up with dozens of dicks drawn on my body and face in henna. I have a job interview today. FML
Today, I was at a sleepover for a friend's birthday. It was great, but after sleeping on their pull out couch, I woke up with six pimples on my face and a rash on my back. FML
Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML
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poopy910 8
what does your shoes have anything to do with it lol and that sucks majorly lol
TheBrianWing 0
Obviously you don't have any asshole friends. When you pass out at a party with your shoes on, it indicates that you were unintentional about losing consciousness and you get messed with. If you are found with shoes off, it indicates you just got bored and went to sleep and need to be left alone.
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Comments (187)
allstarplayer324 0
Who doesn't know the shoes rule, ydi for passing out before taking off your shoes... And number 73 it's not that you were there for the free booze, it's that you were too drunk and passed out instead of sleeping. If you pass out your free game to mess with. If your shoes are off it means you might just want to be sleeping so you cant be messed with.
breaksprinter_ 0
the shoes are not even relevant.
amiss 2
Then don't drink until you pass out. The fact that alcohol abuse ("partying") seems to be a common occurrence with you is more of a FML than your friends abusing your acne scars.
Roku6wiz 0
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i love the shoe rule hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahaa ive tea bagged so many people cause that rule
21yearoldvirgin 0
that sucks that they pointed out your acne, but ydi for passing out with your shoes on. basic party rules.
bbabyyxO 0
Lol, what does your shoes being on have to do with anything? You're weird.
qwertyuiop8989 0
Proactiv does wonders! :)
Tarynxo10 0
LOL for anyone who doesn't understand the shoe thing.. It means that if you pass out with your shoes on it gives everyone at the party the right to draw/write on you and what not... Party some people! lol
crackr 0
Jesus people!!! read the F'ing comments before you post "why does the shoes matter?" its been explained multiple times already! But YDI. Rules are rules... but I've done worse and seen way worse. you got off easy
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
lol my friend did this to me once with eyeliner with my freckles. don't worry, black is the new beige. so really, u were just wearing cover up