Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I were swamped with coffee orders. I told him I would "take care of the blacks", and a customer who only heard that sentence screamed at me for several minutes about racism. FML
Today, I heard a man call a girl a r*tard. Furious, I stormed up to him and demanded he apologize for using such a vile slur. The girl started laughing her ass off and said, "Mind your own business, r*tard." FML
Today, desperate to meet a guy, I went clubbing. The only guy to show any interest opened with, "You're hot, for a black chick!" FML
Today, I placed an order at a fast food joint, when the elderly lady behind me cussed me out for ordering the same thing she wanted. She ranted that I was a "dirty thief", while everyone else glared at me as if I was holding up the line. What the fuck? FML
Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML
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Nescology 11
Awww hopefully he understood when you explained it to him OP :)
danthehuman 29
Always look up, down, left, right, behind you, behind that suspicious potted plant, and under your bed before saying any word that is similar in sounding to the "N" word.
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Comments (90)
GeneralDerp 5
No good deed goes unpunished.
slyde32 12
where was the good deed? op never said he got the guy to leave her alone or anything else
AH1Zviper 15
Negger? Really? In my honest opinion, you walked right into that one.
wvcheesehead 13
When was this word created?
violetsweety 26
I believe you deserved it because you could've went up to the guy instead of muttering to yourself what sounds like the 'n' word. It was like you wanted someone to hear you use your new slang term. You would've dodged a bullet with the black guy, and also helped the girl.
AFaye3964 17
Never Say certain "N" words around blacker folk.
myoukei 31
Or, you know, at all :-)
slyde32 12
blacker folk? so a little bit black is still ok to use the n words around?
Lily_Rain77 25
To all the other comentators, I have heard that term before, its not something new or made up.
vikky538 29
that shit just hit back on you
zevo1415 10
You knew what you were doing.
ryanator008 23
Those little neggers should know their place.
Llama_Face89 34
And this is the exact moment OP realized...he ****** up..