Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
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jefeesdios 0
At least she didn't break her hip.
Malinkrot 3
Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something
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Comments (119)
0lulu0_fml 0
that's hillarious
Hazza_69 1
call me next time
pegasus77 0
My grandma faked an ****** at a Rocky Horror Picture Show viewing when I was 16. She beat 3 college girls. She was sober. True story.
joseph213 0
lucky!
hotboy977 0
#58 I agree lol
LauraTheKiwi 0
Will you be crying your tears three good years?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
the single ladies joke is old.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
I am not someone who advocates government interference but this FML and a few walks down Broad Street in Birmingham on a Saturday night should make anyone wonder if the world wouldn't be a lot better off if prohibition came to the UK...
Danzergirl1 0
Run away. Run so far away...
thyestes 0
Oh my god, wait you mean old people are just the same as young people in older bodies? but I thought they were just old tight conservative people waiting to die and give me money at Christmas. oh well at least they dont have sex... hang on wait a minute.