Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML
Today, I discovered that not only is my live-in mother-in-law a fan of Lady Gaga, she dances around the house naked to fully embrace the music. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Today, my grandmother drunk dialed me at midnight to wish me a happy new year. I was already in bed. My grandmother has a better social life than I do. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
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jefeesdios 0
At least she didn't break her hip.
Malinkrot 3
Kurokava lighten up jesus christ, it sure doesn't take much to get you angry, you should probably stay away from FML before you break down and shoot up your high school or something
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Comments (119)
vvn91 0
Lmao. At least your grandmother didn't grind against the wall like my grandmother did while she was drunk...So disturbing. >_<
cooperisacat 0
What are your talking about, that's awesome....grandma for the win!
YesImBrii 0
BAAAAAAHAHAHA!
Miss_Jeannie 0
How is this an FML? This is a "My Life ROCKS!" Seriously, your grandmother sounds awesome! Mine is awfully uptight and I would love to see her let loose like this. Erm, just make sure she keeps her clothes on when she "lets loose."
xBrOwNEyeCuTiEx 0
Hahaha
jamjenni2774 0
This is an FML BECAUSE
lynsieloowho 0
she's my new bestfriend
Animal_Whisperer 0
This is in no way an FML.....
allmidnighteyes 11
oh fuuuuck, gramma's actin' up with drank in her cup shawty got class, oh behave
selan_fml 0
ur grandmas awsome