Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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iowagirl1997 0
Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL
Jaywin 3
This FML is structured poorly.
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irrelevantxx 0
Pfhahahahahaha!
Quest_ 13
I doubt she has a facial hair problem. As tick_tock said, he probably just wanted to make her feel like shit and pay to have a non-existent problem fixed. If she was mortified as such at the idea of having a moustache, and it actually existed, I'm sure she would have taken care of it before.
RyeBreadBoy 0
lol i'm sure he just made it up to make her feel bad. people aren't really that malicious. she clearly had a 'stache, even if she doesn't realize it. i know a lot of girls who (apparently) don't seem to realize it. the guy was just trying to help her out. someone needed to tell her.
xOpheliacx 0
Eh I get my lip waxed, it's not a big deal. (Though actually I've been using nair lately. It works pretty well but doesn't last as long as wax, of course).
crackAjack 0
shutup and stop complaining! they effing ask EVERYONE! they make you feel like you need something so you can pay! idiot!
kittyfairy 0
What an ass....but I bet they do it in plastic surgery places too, tell you everything you don't have wrong with you so you lose all your confidence and want all this surgery you never needed in the first place! Well, unless you look like jabba the hut of course LOL
JrWriter 2
Obviously ur mustache is ur pride. :)
msmed79 0
what a huge ass.... I would have given a great big smokers coughed in his face, not that I smoke but I would have doen it out of spite.
fallout024 0
LAUGH OUT LOUD LOL
foreverboredZ 4
Nice redundant statement there.
hannahleigh 0
yeah they do ask that a lot. even if you don't have noticeably hair on your upper lip, when the waxer is that close to your face, he can see pretty much everything. on the bright side, if he asks you if you want it waxed and you pretend like you do but you don't have enough money, they'll usually give you a deal: eyebrows and lip for $15 :)
JUGGALETTEx0420 0
yeah they prob would....Sonny...the guy who does my wax since im in like every week gives me a deal...eyebrows, lip, chin, neck and sides for $20 its really not that bad
alewiina 0
A lot of the people that do facial hair removal are jerks. Many of them are way too forward and want to wax everything that can possibly have a hair on it. My roommate when to get her eyebrows done once. She has a barely existant moustache- its blonde, you can't even see it unless you look REALLY close. But the chinese lady doing her eyebrows was like "I do lip too, you look like MAN!" Needless to say, she didn't get a tip.