Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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iowagirl1997 0
Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL
Jaywin 3
This FML is structured poorly.
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bishoprsv2 0
Are you Mexican? Just curious...
lovesoftball7 0
r u racist loser
wtfxckmate 0
were they asian? sigh, my relatives, i tell you.
Jaywin 3
This FML is structured poorly.
diabetic_rage 0
YDI for not taking care of that upper lip hair yourself.
p00p0ster0us 0
So you like having a moustache? Seemed like an opportune time to get it done.
doggiewoggie 13
Sometimes that's not the best idea. Removing the hair can make it grow back faster and darker.
jaybirdka 0
disgusting...shave that shit
tapesculpture 0
lmfao what an asshole xD
lovetoday_fml 0
um ew. YDI for having a mustache and obviously being in denial. fix your face.
tick_tock 0
Don't feel bad, that happens to me all the time and I do NOT have a stache. In fact, this happens a lot to my friends as well. Those assholes just want you to feel self-conscious and let them put some dirty wax on your lip, rip it off and then you owe them $10. Don't feel bad, you probably don't have a mustache. I hope you didn't tip that asshole.
plexico 4
Maybe she should also get her asshole waxed! tick_tock, you used that word repeatedly, I just put two and two together.
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
wow why would that mortify you? i always get my upperlip waxed..wat dp you want to have a moustache ? ew