Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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iowagirl1997 0
Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL
Jaywin 3
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Comments (120)
jdawg777 0
Why didnt you get the stache off?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! Sad thing is, he probably shames a lot of women into spending more this way. But if I were you, I'd ask my sister if I had one, and if your sister is anything like mine, she'd delight in telling you if you did!
worldgawker 0
Sounds like you have a little Sasquatch in you. I'd go for the shave next time.
Ravenite 0
Hmm... guy lacks a little tact and preofessionalism. Hope you spoke to the manager about that.
mochie 0
Get your moustache waxed. I always laugh at ladies in public that has moustache and beards
VoGuE221 5
If he thought you needed one you should've taken it!
dancin303 0
they always say things like that. just ignore it. and they will always want you to get more done so thye say say you have moustache or if your just getting nails done they say you need eyebrows and i you say no theyll say something rude or give you like a slight shake of the head. its so annoying but im sure your fine
HayleyBby 0
Most of the time, they do that to get more money. Don't take it to heart.
lonelyF_Up 0
i agree with 89+90 He just told you that so you think you need it, so he makes more money. People at salons are always like that.
juicyfruit23 0
i dont get why you didnt get it