Today, I went with my sister to get our eyebrows waxed. I didn't think my eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed my eyebrows, he gestured my lips and said, "Moustache, too?" Mortified, I said, "No!" to which he replied, "Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. The hairdresser at the counter was kind of cute, so I had to say something non-standard. When she greeted me with her hello, I replied, "Guess what I need from you today?" She looked at me, considered, and replied, "An eyebrow wax?" FML
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, I went to get my eyebrows waxed at a korean salon. I have never been there before and it's hard to understand their accents. The women asked me if I wanted "them all off". Not fully understanding what she said, I agreed. When she showed me the mirror, she had taken off my whole eyebrow. FML
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
Today, I had my eyebrows waxed for my senior pictures. After manhandling me, the cosmetologist managed to "accidentally" take my whole eyebrow off. It looks like I'll be remembered forevermore as the girl with one eyebrow. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, I got my sister to pluck my eyebrows. She shaped them wrong, so now I look constantly sad. FML
Today, I decided to wax my eyebrows. My entire eyebrow came off. FML
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iowagirl1997 0
Ha ha I almost fell off my chair laughing at this!!! Sorry FYL
Jaywin 3
This FML is structured poorly.
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TryToBeKind 0
and someone get no tip today either
desiigiirl_16 0
i just dont get one thing why should us girls have to go through pain for all you jerks who are guys who go " oh you have a mushtache ewwwww" and even when the girl doesnt have time, they need to go get it done. You guys have NO idea what we have to go through anyways...shave legs, wax face, was under-arms, OH AND DONT FORGET YOUR ARMS ! O: a guy could dump you for that 8-) this is just sad....some people have to get it done every 3 days, i wanna see a guy do that and spend all that money on that shit :|
Nextdusk 0
"Aw, someone no get kissy tonight." HA HA THAT SOUNDED LIKE MISS SWAN!
Xx_Mute_xX 0
Haha! U watch MadTV too?
blondiee09 0
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww YDI
sasha717 0
they say that to everyone....don't feel bad.
theblondeglory 0
I live in Indiana and that has happened to me before... not that exact line... but similar. Also, I am blonde and hair does not grow wildly on my body or anything. So don't feel too bad.
InstaKarma 0
Ummm yeah that used to happen all the time with my "peach fuzz." Wax your lip and get over yourself.
Gost_fml 0
this guy sounds like a metro freak who shouldn't even be taken seriously
TrueRaiderFan22 0
let me guess. he is Asian
TrueRaiderFan22 0
#97. we provide for familys and die for our country.
marcranger 29
funny, so do women! ****.