Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML
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Today, a patient at the hospital where I work asked me if he and his son could light up a joint. He was on oxygen, and serious. FML
Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML
Today, I started chemo. My immune system is so bad, it keeps attacking organs throughout my body. I just got a job I love that pays well and has insurance for once, but I’m not sure I can keep working to pay for it, due to chemo side-effects and risky conditions of the job. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML
Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML
Today, I had to tell a bald cancer patient that no, having cancer did not entitle her to a 100% discount on coffee. I felt like a douche for saying it, but I work at a well known coffee franchise and I’m not losing my job because someone wants free coffee, no matter how ill they are. FML
Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
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Top comments
Madiluvscookies 0
Wow. Someone either really wants to die, or they're just plain stupid. >.>
hedgerow 0
Yeah, it is. Smoke kills the cancer-cells right?
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Comments (135)
xnormanraganx 0
I hope he dies.
lmaoatall 6
ya, now say that to his family and friends. I'm sure they would appreciate those consoleing words. **** their lives too.
phatdaddy62 23
Umm, he will. Soon.
PSQ91 6
You should burn in hell for saying that you moron.
IamTheCavalist 0
Hahahaha omfg this is the funniest FML I've read in a while haha. YDI!
yuggi1 11
Slap me the alphabet letters N and O.
yuggi1 11
Rofl. Slap him* Now I sound like a masochist perv.
Jewelofagal 2
Denial coupled with addiction is a dangerous combination.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
This is the result of television and tobacco executives brainwashing our past and current generations with subliminal messages that smoking will cause and cure all of your problems. I learned from TV that smoking can cause and cure gingivitis, cholera, Hansen's disease, lung cancer (applicable in this case), tiny dick syndrome (looking at you, KaySL), and smoking.
thecovert 7
Well, is it or not??
enonymous 9
Tell him he can smoke when the do not smoke sign is turned off.
animejen1988 9
That's ridiculous. What's the point of chemo then? He obviously doesn't care if he dies.
Barney_Rubble_75 0
thanks for pointing that out. ;)
perdix 31
Smoke 'em if you got 'em! Why bother with the chemo? You're just going to make him nauseous and bald in his final days. **** the chemo -- he needs to start checking off bucket list items and puff away.
monteSSchick 0
omg im speechless from the stupidity LOL!