Today, I went to Waffle House to talk to the manager about getting a job. My boyfriend now wants to beat up the manager for giving me his number so that I can call him whenever I'm done filling in the application. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, my obsessive ex, who recently cut my phone line to stop me from talking to my boyfriend of three years, got a job at the same restaurant where both my boyfriend and I work. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
Today, we are severely understaffed, and I'm very often the only person working my shift. There's a yuppie who comes in and complains when we have to pause service due to shift change. He does this every day, and I'd had enough, so I slid him an application ,and told him to fill it out, wait, or leave. I got written up. FML
Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML
Today, I went for a job interview. I'd resigned at my current job and applied for somewhere closer to home. They hired me on the spot, and as I was leaving, I saw my abusive ex-boyfriend working in the store. So… now I'm working alongside my ex who abused me for two years. Time to apply elsewhere. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
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Top comments
DerrickJames 33
Any man that chooses violence as the answer needs to be replaced.
khaayotic 16
Maybe your boyfriend is more of a pancake guy.
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Comments (99)
Twisted_Angel 17
I really think your boyfriend is on to something. There's no reason you should have that managers number. I bet right now he's sitting there talking to his friends about "The hot chick that applied that he's gonna bang as soon as he can." my boyfriend would have acted the same way. it's not jealousy, it's because something isn't adding up. think about it...
PhishloverA 14
Looks like someone's either over-protective or he has anger issues
Eivana 37
Sounds like a really jealous boyfriend who could very easily get in the way of you getting a new job.
stitesy29 18
If hes that protectiv then forget about him
AtomicRebirth 11
Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So give me a call when you're done filling in the application so that we can set up some time for an interview, maybe?
brandonjd25 3
What??? You mean the girl applying at waffle house is dating a loser/punk? No way!
cuteygrlblackey 1
I think that it sucks that your boyfriend is that jealous, so FYL. But also it's your fault for choosing him, if it's such a big problem, break up with him, if not why are you complaining?
pabst4america 1
WAAAAAHH I CHOSE A SHITTY TESTOSTERONE ENRAGED BOYFRIEND. EVERYONE SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR ME
mpclaw 3
Gee, your from Alabama. I would have never guessed!
chosha_fml 27
Possessive + violent. Not a good combination, OP.