Today, I went to visit a suburb that was named after my family. Within five minutes of walking around I was mugged and then beat up. My family name has certainly done well for itself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, my friend and I stopped at a convenience store. She mentioned that it was was "a bad part of town", and I angrily reminded her that just because it's a poor area doesn't make it bad, and that she needed to be more tolerant. We then got jumped, beaten, and robbed. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML
Today, I was mugged at gunpoint by a senior citizen. She now has a lousy $20, and I probably have PTSD. FML
Today, while walking down the street, I was violently beaten up by a man in a Darth Vader outfit. FML
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kayposion 17
well atleast you have a suburb named after you...
arisanator9900 20
On the bright side At least you are alive.
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Comments (32)
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Was he black
Colon_Man 17
If your user name is an expansion of your last name; what do you expect of people who live in 'Heck'?
papadoman 11
Maybe change your name from Brooklyn to something else?
FweakofCydonia 40
He's from Australia though. Haha, your joke still stands, don't worry!
boultzboi 20
There's a Brooklyn in Victoria as well
FweakofCydonia 40
I take back my earlier comment. As you can tell, I'm not from Australia. :)
False_Stupidity 42
Am I the only one curious as to what OP's family name is?
delichick 27
Did it occur to you that you were at the wrong place at the wrong time and some random clusterfuck, who probably didnt know you from Adam, mugged and beat you up? Do you know 100% that it had to do with that area named after your family? Unfortunately shit happens beyond our control, get better soon
madeline9322 17
Did you expect that the people wandering the suburbs would know exactly who you were and that they were named after you and think, "Wow, he must be such a great person, I'll mug someone else!" No.
ZazatheGreat 5
Mugger: What's your last name OP: (says last name) Mugger: you must have a bunch of money!
EarlFug 19
Did you forget to wear your crown and ride in a carriage?
whyisitincapital 25
I'm also from Victoria, and I'm really curious as to what (presumably Melbourne) suburb the OP's talking about. Hope you feel better soon OP.
Labro9 9
OMG are you a Chirnside?