Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
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thatoneguy1123 0
Try doing it in your own home. Meditation or masturbation. There two of the best things to do alone
imnojerk 0
what better place to get peace of mind than your own room? xP
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thatoneguy1123 0
Try doing it in your own home. Meditation or masturbation. There two of the best things to do alone
larselduderino 0
Yea, Ghandi had it worse. Quit bitching.
kukopia 0
Your mom sent you there so SHE could get some mental peace. It worked, she got 4 hours!!!
RNCftw 0
YDI for failing at directions
HawaiianFlyboy 0
Only those who believe can find true inner peace. The "meditation center" was testing you. You failed.
CLICKHEREx 0
See http://your-mental-health.weebly.com/index.html re anger management, and page L for meditation instructions.
nobody_special 0
You left without finding out how to get there first? I'm guessing the center didn't have a phone number either... or an address.
HawaiianFlyboy 0
It's too far removed from the physical realm of existence to have a phone number or an address.
dyld921 2
What's so bad about asking for directions?
ravenscorne 0
You deserved it for not printing out a map or taking down proper directions. And worst of all, when you got lost, you didn't ask for directions. I mean it's not that hard to wave a passerby over to ask where the place is. And instead of driving around like a moron, you'd be there already.
helpmeiamblind 0
YDI if you live in Indiana of your own free will. FYL if you HAVE to live in Indiana.
Travestie616 0
Are you really that ******* stupid? India, you moron. The country.
Asura09 0
at least his names appropriate