Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
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Top comments
thatoneguy1123 0
Try doing it in your own home. Meditation or masturbation. There two of the best things to do alone
imnojerk 0
what better place to get peace of mind than your own room? xP
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Comments (76)
n_i_k_k_i 0
negative things happen to negative ppl
punjeeba 0
What mediation center?
someindiandude 6
All you morons asking the OP to get a gps or googlemaps or mapquest, the whole world does not have gps systems. What's common in developed countries need not be true for developing countries. Get a little awareness before commenting with stupid suggestions.
osha_fml 0
that is so true....
karan90 0
#65 fyi we do have gps in india and google maps also covers india very well .... not the most backwardest of the countries u know asshole and as 4 the op ydi for being so whiny
Onthecountof3 0
YDI u give up 2 easily
aliciamartinez15 11
Fyl Indian sun can be terribly hot!!!
cherryllollo 7
Maybe she wanted you to get lost so you could have an epiphany.
bazookajoey 27
Here's a crazy idea, next time ask someone for directions
Ipsum629 13
those meditation centers are full of it. I find meditating in groups to be too social to be effective. meditating alone frees your mind of any scrutiny. I recommend mediating in a silent, isolated room. out on a bus. if you dress casual you will be unnoticeable on a bus. plus, you get the bus window therapy.
GeorgiaBea 28
Google?
Tytonic 16
YDI. You clearly have this app, which means you have a smartphone, which means you could use the gps...