Today, I went to this meditation center which my mom suggested to get mental peace as I have been hating my job and life for some time now. I drove for an hour and then walked around in scorching Indian sun for 2 hours trying to locate the damn place. I got lost and returned home angrier than ever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
Today, after asking my family to quiet down at a restaurant, my mom told me to go outside. In 100+ degree weather. So I did, and after what seemed like an hour, my family ran out screaming because they thought I'd been kidnapped. I nearly got heatstroke to show my family that sensory overload is real. FML
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, I went for a hike with the local search and rescue volunteer group that I recently joined. I got lost and spent 5 hours wandering aimlessly. FML
Today, I tried taking a shortcut through a nature trail, hoping to save myself some time getting back to my car. I ended up getting lost for nearly 3 hours and getting to work nearly 2 hours late. FML
Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I was walking back to my hotel from the town square, and got lost. I turned back and walked around town for an hour, freaking out and panicking. When I finally found the hotel, I realized it was practically a stone's throw from where I was when I turned around. FML
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Top comments
thatoneguy1123 0
Try doing it in your own home. Meditation or masturbation. There two of the best things to do alone
imnojerk 0
what better place to get peace of mind than your own room? xP
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Comments (76)
DynamicDave 11
Lmao I just heard that sinf
sadkiddo 0
Take a chill pill, dude.
screwtaylor 0
Take some depression pills, Indian dude.
blacktiger123 0
Getting lost aggravates my nerves too. FYl.
colonel_crunk 0
LOOOOOOOOOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOL
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
My career as a troll isn't working out... Can u guys at least try to get pissed at me pls. thanks
tmptmptmp 0
#19 I freaking hate trolls, you loser. You have nothing to do all day so you just troll fmylife. Get a life. I hate you #19! (Is that good enough?)
regalarius 0
DIE DIE DIE DIE INSERT FLAME HERE FIRAGA FLARE AGANANZER'S SCORCHER worthless piece of Internet trash. Go suck your mommy's schlong before daddy and daddy kick your ass. (I ordinarily don't feed the trolls but your ple was hilarious :-D) OP - Wow, that sucks. What do you do?
_rawrasaur_ 0
there's an FML all on its own ;D
plexico 4
I just thought it was we American men who were the world's most ridiculous stubborn asses for never asking directions. I was relieved to see the OP was from India. I would hate to think what would happen if his mom suggested he visit a whorehouse!
Piejamas 0
#19 I am so pissed off with you right now
ihateharrypotter 0
yayy a post by a fellow indian..that's awesome lol..although, i have to say that i've never met a depressed indian..we're always so highly motivated and are used to living in a rut.
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
u shoulda used mapquest. god.