Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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EvilLittleGirl 24
FYL to whoever had to clean up
feven 32
That sounds terrifying
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Comments (63)
KwtWaffles 15
play it off as the way you show your excitement
Sillsallad 15
You, sir, made me laugh :D
Mobetta_2300 22
That's impressive... Not tryna be a dick, but are you a hard sleeper?
SauceySarah 30
You definitely passed out. It happens to people on roller coasters all the time. You can look up videos of it happening on YouTube!
Artsyr4g3 4
Sounds like some narcolepsy. People aren't supposed to fall asleep in situations like that. It's worth looking into.
hockey365247 6
That's hilarious
juliawolak 8
lol
DragonflyM_fml 20
Hey OP here!!! Can't believe this got posted! I think I have some explaining to do here. First of all, I have terrible insomnia, which I pointed out in my original FML, but somehow it was edited out. Second, when I got on the ride, it was rather late at night and not many people were still at the park. They were launching the last few rides, and my friends and I snagged seats on this insane ride we were saving for last. When I got onto the ride, we had to wait about 10 minutes before we could start, to load up and make sure everyone who still wanted to go could get on. I had been at the park all day, and was pleasantly exhausted, where I felt I would be able to get some sleep tonight. As it turned out, I got a little too comfortable, and closed my eyes for a second. The ride is very slow in the beginning, so when it started, I didn't notice it was moving, and stayed in a half-sleep trance. The ride suddenly spins you around in a circle, which is what jolted me back up, and I was utterly terrified. Unfortunately for me, I ended up peeing myself everywhere because of how much soda my friends and I had chugged a little while ago.
ZombieVampirez 24
Hope no one's mouth was open.
amileah13 26
Sorry that happened to you op!