Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML
Today, my friend made me go on a carnival ride. The whole time, I complained that I was going to puke. I didn't, though. She did, all over me. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML
Today, I went to an amusement park with my family and we all decided to ride the tallest rollercoaster. As soon as the ride got going, I realized I'd made a huge mistake and was too terrified to open my eyes. I spent the entire ride screaming, with my hands over my eyes, and afterwards my cousin called me a wuss. FML
Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me for how scared I was. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
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Top comments
EvilLittleGirl 24
FYL to whoever had to clean up
feven 32
That sounds terrifying
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Comments (63)
Paras_800 27
The real FYL is for the guy who had to clean the pee.
sunnyskys 25
over all it sounds like a new experience you didn't fall asleep last time did you because that's just in bad taste.
ConstantlyAnna 8
I'm not even sure how it'd be possible to fall asleep while on a ride, but thank you for the laugh!
vikky538 29
Was it at Hershey's park? I will never ride that roller coaster again.
wchil 14
what kind of rides are at your carnival?
Dean__Winchester 16
I'd hate to be the one sitting next to you, just saying. Pee smell ain't attractive when trying to pick up girls at a carnival
saizml 9
This is the greatest FML I've ever read ha!
NevermoreRoses 20
I could use this as a metaphor for my life.
jdude8897 4
You actually probably blacked out due to g-force and/or blood leaving your head. It happens