Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
Today, I took my kids to the beach. My autistic son decided it was a good idea to pretend he was drowning. I tried to tell onlookers he was fine and not to worry. My son popped out of the water and laughed hysterically at them. FML
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hungarian93 0
why wuld u ground them. then let them play more? makes no sense. bad parenting. ydi
Sportsfan86 3
kids: 1 you: 0
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Comments (212)
Cinn_fml 23
Next time don't rely on someone else to tell you, and/or quickly check after doing something that might result in such a situation.
bleaker95 0
dude your like the biggest bitch on here. you take everything to serious
nerdsgetmehot 23
#52 Cinn is far from being a bitch, and I quite enjoy her comments-- they're much better than the barely legible "lol u deserved it" type of comments.
bleaker95 0
Very true. those do suck! but still it's like to serious
CitrusGirl 0
I think Cinn is intelligent. What's wrong with well thought out comments? If you'd rather read "derpaderp u such a dumass u deserv it u a horre" than go right on ahead. She isn't making you read her comments.
Fortuitous 0
Note: shut up if you don't know the difference between "to" and "too" as well as "your" and "you're".
tacobird123 7
Cinn is NOT a bitch, She's anything but that. I think Ignorance is mean,But not a bitch....
ChampionKO 6
the guy isn't making you read his comments either, retard.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
83, not really. He posted it in reply to Cinn's comment.
ohthebloodygore 16
You're all idiots.
DevianceIsBliss 0
Thank you, Ohthebloodygore.
Cinn_fml 23
I like the fact that one serious comment = bitch. I'm not always serious, and I don't try and be preachy, I do try and help, and apologise if that is preachy. But I think I'll carry on the way I've always commented, some people seem to like it (and that's very much appreciated). And for those that don't, how difficult is it to skip my comments?
nerdsgetmehot 23
If I'm an idiot, ohthebloodygore, then so are you. ;)
RedPillSucks 33
bleaker95 - WTF is wrong with you. The woman is giving her opinion just like everyone else at this site. You don't have to read it or agree with it. For goodness sakes, every time someone give an intelligent or witty comment, some knucklehead starts wining about how bitchy or serious the person is. People can choose to be serious or funny. If you don't like it, don't read the bloody comment. There are many people who happen to like Cinns' comments, me being one of them.
simran9 0
you can't rely on someone to tell you if you don't know stupid twat.
my2centsworth 15
Are you saying that if you don't know Stupid Twat, you can't rely on someone to tell you? Are you signing your comment "stupid twat"? Or are you, perhaps, referring to Cinn as a stupid twat? I ask because it is difficult to figure out with the lack of punctuation. If the latter is, in fact, what you meant, I would like you to know that Cinn has a number of fans. I enjoy her comments. What's wrong with trying to find a solution or having a helpful hint? Some people take the world a little more seriously than others, but they have a great deal to contribute. Insulting them only makes you look small. I don't understand why some people need to harass others on this site. Obviously some of the back and forth is just good-natured banter, but some of it is ridiculously and unnecessarily cruel.
travelmage 0
cool thumbs up for u bro
lacejane 0
ydi. Who grounds their kids at the waterpark over a little argument?
sugarr0babby0 0
^ your shirt is a bit too low..
TheBestManEver 0
The kids were fighting with their FISTS, not their WORDS. You obviously haven't seen how two male siblings behave.
Aoife_ckyou 0
and you only have one eye.
lacejane 0
it's not a shirt it's a costume and who cares big deal im showing a little cleavage I didn't ask for your opinion on my picture this is about the fmls not peoples appearance. get a life.
tacobird123 7
woah now you got her mad. JANE SMASH!
Judus_beej 0
quit complaining. the rest of us are enjoying the view ;)
lacejane 0
it's not a shirt it's a costume and who cares big deal im showing a little cleavage I didn't ask for your opinion on my picture this is about the fmls not peoples appearance. get a life.
ChampionKO 6
times 2? :)
iheartowls 0
22- You kind of come off as a liar. In your profile it says, "Don't mess with me, and I won't mess with you." It also says, "People need to be a lot nicer in this world, some people just don't have anything better to do than to waste their time putting down others." Didn't you just contradict yourself by picking on #15? What did she ever do to you? You're right, people who put down others are assholes. Your words, not mine.
mola_mola 3
it wasn't a put down she was merely saying that if she hadn't realized how revealing it was she might want to try something more dignified. Or that's the way I see her comment at any rate
lacejane 0
it's not a shirt it's a costume and who cares big deal im showing a little cleavage I didn't ask for your opinion on my picture this is about the fmls not peoples appearance. get a life.
BigMikey92 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
carlosISBANNED 0
I see what you did there >:D ^^
mola_mola 3
really? damn this is WAY too subtle for me please, do explain :)
Cpeddlar 0
yes yes and send them to me fpr confirmation of some bullshit im to lazy to make up
kenjiisown 1
Awesome children you have there.
chelseathompson 0
hahahah gotta love kids! :)
tbottolfsen 0
I agree (:
thejacl 0
23- I can see your nipple!
Aoife_ckyou 0
the appropriate amount.
jasonfabian 0
hey
Phoenix143 0
they stop fighting and worked together against you... didn't they :-)
darkmis1 18
Why didn't you leave as soon as you grounded them? That would've been the SMART thing to do. YDI.
my2centsworth 15
I agree. Delayed punishment is not as effective.
Flipflops4ever 0
No wonder u can't control ur kids when u flash ur boobs in public, & please don't tell us it was an "innocent accident"
awks 0
this happen to my friend once when we were at swimming lessons.... with the class ｖ（＾＿＾ｖ）♪
DVecc 0
ew I hope for the sake of all people in that watermark that you're pretty young...
bleaker95 0
please tell me your being sarcastic
mkat04 0
HAHA! I love it.