Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, I went out to buy a bottle of wine and some condoms. As the cashier scanned the condoms, she snickered and muttered, "Yeah right." She was right; I really was just desperate to look like I have a sex life. I got so upset that I left my items and walked out with tears in my eyes. FML
Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yelled at the top of her voice, "Stop following me, you freak." I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, my girlfriend went shopping at Victoria's Secret with me. While she was in the fitting room, her parents walked by and saw me. They don't approve of the store, so I panicked and told them I was considering becoming a woman. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
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Beebow_fml 5
Better than rope, duct tape and lube.
rothus66 7
Try condoms, whip cream, chocolate, duct tape, and a pineapple that got me some weird looks and was the last time I shopped for my friends.
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Comments (134)
BeeMaddness 0
That is An awesome bf right there lolz
afulks78 11
Akward
Smiff80 0
Hey what's up with u? Canada can you buy me some Ginger Ale?
IndigoAcrylic 9
That awkward moment when you spell awkward wrong and an american asks you for gingerale.
Smiff80 0
Weirdo.
Smiff80 0
What up young Smiff. What's good with u heard you just got that new S550 al black everything. They gonna call you racist.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Take a look at your pic, bro...
DocBastard 40
Why are some guys so embarrassed to buy tampons? Listen, when you hand that box of tampons to the cashier, you're basically announcing, "LOOK EVERYONE! I HAVE A WOMAN! SEE? I MAY LOOK LIKE A WORTHLESS SCHMUCK, BUT I'M GETTING LAID...though not tonight because, you know...you know..."
RedPillSucks 33
because tonight, one bitch is in heat and the other is getting treats?
deadlyjizzattack 0
Forever Alone
BellaBelle_fml 23
See above comment.
taliax101 8
It's awkward and funny at the same time but it shows how good of a boyfriend you are. Maybe you should consider buying those wedding books; just a thought.
malfoyfreak 3
I'm sorry, but this made my day :)
lmaoatall 6
You should have turned towards him, stomped your foot, and with a whiney voice say, wellll, it could happen. Don't hate, hater. Then run off crying.
Ikickmidgets 11
suck it up man, we all have to do this stuff. Try not to look like a deer caught in the headlights and you won't get retarded looks
jaredofmo 22
F the manager's life for being nosy.