Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Slap him back!
SS99_fml 20
Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"
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Comments (122)
lochiamochia 25
I'm just curious which movie this is. Most movies I watch don't involve as much slapping as they do punching, kicking, or all other much more violent acts. .......Well, OP, my dear. There's your silver lining. It definitely could have been worse.
sunshinethehuman 9
How many slaps can there be in one movie?
Obey_StudBoii 23
Oh hell no! Pour your drink on him and slap him telling him "that was the deleted scene ". Walk away after.
buddy51 23
OP- What were you watching? You should be glad it wasn't The Three Stooges! A little Moe, Shemp and Curly and you would have been limping out of the theater!!
perdix 31
#55, that was going to be my guess! Except, I'm old school -- the Stooges are Larry, Moe and Curly. I thought Moe was a sadist.
Ilsaluna 9
Slap him? Hit him back. Twice for every single slap. Tell him it's a BOGO. And then break up with him. What a jerk.
a_frogg 9
Chris Brown, is that you? ...
kolleen_fml 3
Break up with him!! A guy should never hit you no matter what!
TheVoicesTalk 3
Maybe it's just me, but I found this funny. If it was real, bruising slaps, then the OP should reconsider the boyfriend.
kawaiisakura 12
Look at the username..."bruised." I'm guessing they weren't that gentle
dr_snow_bear 29
And you didn't make him stop why?
Lrigglez 7
No because it lrigglez thing!!! And lrigglez would like it if everybody would look up to him as a king. But lrigglez understands if you cant. And lrigglez forgives all who forget to call lrigglez king.