Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
Slap him back!
SS99_fml 20
Catch him watching **** and go up and slap his dick as hard as you can and say you were "trying to make it better"
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Comments (122)
MrBrightside21 20
Don't wanna ruin the end of the movie for you, but everyone dies.
RpiesSPIES 27
Except for the Protagonist's interest... The woman ALWAYS lives... :(
cb1002630 11
33- Romeo and Juliet
scott1093 13
Slap him
noelasis94 18
Tell him the movie you made in your mind is better than the one at the theatre and yours ends with him not having sex for a week
jelly713 19
Everyone tries to use sex as punishment. It doesn't work for everyone. Sorry.
noelasis94 18
Well from the way this guy was acting in the theatre I'm going to go out on a limb and say it'll probably work
melacortez 11
Punch him every time some one in the movie gets punched
emag_eht 18
Are you talking to yourself in the 3rd person?
DanielT1994 19
Your boyfriend's an asshole. I find it hard to believe he actually thought that. You should leave him. You don't hit your partner.
RtardSupport 2
Should have yelled ABUSE!! mid movie.
HaneenDixon 16
Oh Stewie, I know you can come up with something better than that! You are Stewie, are you not? The expert in villainous plans and schemes!
somecoolperson1 2
Everyone will just think she's yelling abuse at the person being slapped in the movie
jelly713 19
Your boyfriend's a moron. I think someone needs to slap some sense into him. I'd ask myself, why am I dating a guy who thinks it's okay to slap me, at this point, OP.
razzledazzle21 23
You shouldn't be so hard on him, he's only trying to help you have a better movie experience.. :p
LissaMccracken 23
You're kidding right?...
AHappyGoth 14
Would you happen to be dating Chris Brown?