Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
Today, my doctor finally prescribed me some medication for my arthritis. The cap was insanely well-secured, and my hands were too racked with pain to get it off. FML
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Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, after years of being terrified of those biscuit cans that pop when you unwrap them, I finally decided I'd open one myself. I'm sitting in the hospital with a sliced hand from the lid and can feel therapy in my future. FML
Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML
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klol_fml 11
thats not very handy
minichu 4
I think the best solution is hold the bottle between your thighs while sitting down and then twist the cap. Seems like it might work. Good luck!
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Comments (202)
saarahbabe 0
I'm pretty sure this is exactly what happened on a re-run of Kourtney and Khloe Take Miami today. . .
CTM0 3
At least you wernt involved in the holocaust, I havnt but still be grateful for the position you are in
DomainError 5
Squeeze the bottle with your leg by putting it under your knee, then push with one hand to open it, it's how I opened my pain medication when I dislocated my shoulder.
JadeWalker 14
use it agianst your knee carefully
ErocX85 0
You can request a non safety cap from all pharmacies dude
lilirose19_fml 3
I recently broke my leg and I feel your pain! 10 minutes with out meds is like living hell! on the upside u only have to open it once & then put it in a non child proof container :)
HeKtiCKuStoMs 0
Set the bottle on the table (flat surface)... Press & Turn with ONE HAND. Really? How hard is this!?!
nateshannon1 4
if you are in enough pain, you will get it open. after all its a plastic tube.
treborpj 5
Put it between your legs?? Lol
Yeldarbis 6
If you can type an FML, you can open a child-proof prescription bottle.