Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut on his finger. FML
Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, I wound up in hospital because my boyfriend covered my face in fake gore while I was sleeping, to see if I was really as scared of blood as I claimed. Sure enough, when I saw my reflection in the bathroom mirror, I fainted, smashing my head against the counter on the way down. FML
Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML
Today, I went to the emergency room with chest pain. I didn't have a heart attack, but I now have a broken nose after passing out and face-planting in the waiting room. FML
Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
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ThatSceneKid1313 9
At least you can keep him company now.
iAmScrubs 19
You can sing each other love songs across the hallways. We'll call it Hospital Musical.
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Comments (91)
efro4472 1
Very intelligent
starwind3438 9
How the hell was she supposed to know how big the cut would be?
Snafuusmc 12
Whoa! MEDIC!
perdix 31
I hope his wound doesn't end up looking like a ****** -- that could make you redundant and obsolete.
quite_bored 9
I don't know about you, Perdix, but I wouldn't want to have sex with my own wound. To each his own I guess.
flashback.miss 28
39- EW!! stfu. OP, ouch . But get well soon
perdix 31
#59, what song lyrics are those? If you are going to call yourself ireply_wlyrics, you owe it to the readers to live up to your moniker. You could have pulled out a few juicy phrases from "Shaddup-a You Face."
OfficeNinja 5
Awww. How sweet. Now you two can share a hospital room. Friends can visit you both at the same time.
Burrito_Time 5
At least you didn't hit his sack!!!
CheckMyProfile 17
@31-but no wound without blood, eh?
starwind3438 9
That went without saying 47. Of course the cut would have blood. I didn't want to state the obvious.
suckingatlife 9
At least you got hurt in the right place.
pippa08 0
Are you serious? can you not stand someone else having attention, thats ridiculous. drama queen. the poor guy
SLEinTN 7
Nice copy.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thanks for plagarising Doc's earlier comment.
pippa08 0
lol Im on my phone I didnt see it.