Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Did you use your map to get home?
MikeDa1Da 14
Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.
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Comments (99)
djxerxes9000 18
If you need a new look just hold!
djxerxes9000 18
*Hola
thew_fml 14
it's meant as a compliment
lfrye 6
Swiper no swiping
laden_swallow09 35
Aw, maaaan!
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Swiper: dude, it's my name. It's what I'd do. How would you like it if someone kept yelling "Dora, stop exploring!" Dora: it would....hurt... Swiper: That's right. It would.
reddudeover 2
Hair cut isn't a big deal you can change it or let it grow back. When you start talking to no one and waiting for a response, theeeen you have a problem.
Trisha_aus 15
Noora sounds cute too!
laden_swallow09 35
Now EEEEEVERYone will be stopping you to ask for directions. FYL, OP.
skyeyez9 25
Dora reminds me of my generation in a way when we were kids.....we were allowed to go outside and play all day without a helicopter parent hovering, no "playdate arrangements" or worrying that some pedophile will snatch you for playing outside without a parent 4 ft away.
ImTheAlpha 30
I hate that. At my school, all football games are canceled and nobody is allowed to gø to the field because someone saw a bear 200 feet away from the farthest tennis court last week, which no one goes near. It's stupid.
skyeyez9 25
I have bears in my yard at least once a week. They are black bears, which normally run off if they see you.
groupleader 7
At least you didn't look like Meg Griffin.
wlddog 14
I have an official Noor fan club card. Ok.... I will be honest... I made it myself.... But it's laminate !!
bethanyjk 0
yay!