Today, I went to the hair salon. When I got home, my three-year-old daughter told me I looked like Dora the Explorer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the bad haircut I got recently no longer makes me look like Dora the Explorer. Instead, I now look like He-Man. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, while changing my clothes, my 3 year-old daughter informed me that I looked like a zebra. Noticing my shocked face, she tried comforting me by telling me I was a pretty zebra because I was a purple zebra. She was talking about my stretch marks. FML
Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML
Today, I took my daughter to get the expensive pixie cut she’s been "dying" for. As soon as we got home, my husband burst into hysterical laughter and pointed out that she looks exactly like he did in high school. Now she’s sobbing and begging for either a wig or even more expensive extensions. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML
Today, my 3-year-old girl accidentally caught sight of me stepping out of the shower. Now she thinks "daddy has a tail" and she just has to let everyone know about it. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
Today, I arrived home, having just had my long hair cut and my beard shaved. My idiot daughter’s reaction when she saw me? “Who are you and how did you get in the house?” FML
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AwkwardPartyBear 24
Did you use your map to get home?
MikeDa1Da 14
Ask the map to take you to a new hair salon.
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Comments (99)
misshighjinks 5
Aww shes 3 don't take it seriously...
LittleLollipop 2
Aw! She sounds adorable. I'd take it as a compliment, as was mentioned earlier. (:
spottyblanket 8
Awwww! Come on OP that is cute, and Dora has nice hair, what is the problem?
Blanca781720 5
At least she didn't say you look like boots!
gousafutbol 0
OMG well since every aspect of your body has to be perfect, this is a big deal
Evath 7
That's gorgeous, kids are so adorable, she obviously meant it as a person, Dora is probably her favourite thing!
Evath 7
Meant it as a 'compliment' not person!!
luvsouls 4
I know how it feels.... I'm 13 and since I got my hair cut short, the only thing my little brother and his friends call me is Dora.
luvsouls 4
make that ALL my siblings
grumpy94533 11
LOL :(
sea_cucumber_11 11
From ages 3-7 I was the spitting image of her