Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
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Top comments
cottoncandymango 17
Divorce his sorry ass.
QueenVicHop 12
How is it legally possible for him to be married to two women?
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Comments (92)
JJ_Rokk 10
That's horrible! :I
Chevrille 8
See if your marriage is annulled? Seriously though, that sucks ass...
thrAsHeRr9081 16
..and not in the good way either.
worldclassrager 41
That's horrible...find someone better than that "cheating" scoundrel...
conholio33 28
How is that possable??? But yeah sorry to hear that OP guess its time to kick him to the curb
suboy 10
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suboy 10
Wow ive never seen this one before
ilovera 7
Everyone is saying divorce him but they are apparently not even married. That's the problem people.
Ultimawolf25 19
They are if she used the words 'my husband'.
DWynter 11
Is that all it takes? She probably used "my husband" because she thought they were legally married. I'm not entirely certain if they are - at least, in the eyes of the law. She definitely needs a lawyer just now.
tiarnatargaryen 23
#22 - Saying "the man I believed that I married but actually turned out not to be my husband at all" or similar would have ruined the FML
Ultimawolf25 19
Why would she use those words then? Obviously she believes they were married so they must have completed the process. Yes he may have still been married to his first wife or whatever but that doesn't mean OP wasn't married to him as well. If she used the words 'my fiance' then this would be different. I'm only going by what little information I get from the fml just like anybody else, and apparently they are/were married unless op did not use the correct term.
monnanon 14
i see what your getting at but whether they signed the register and bit the whole ceremony is beside the point. being married to someone else nullifys everything. she used husband because she believed it to be so but in thr eyes of the law yoy cannot legally be married to someone who is already married.
catwho 18
In the eyes if the law your in a sticky situation. Sadly you need a lawyer and I hope it's just your husbands ex being a jerk rather then your husband being one.
drewflav 17
Your "Your" versus "you're" use is incorrect in your first sentence. Please be more mindful next time. Please remember to use an apostrophe when referring to "husbands". Having said that, I do agree with your viewpoint.
graceinsheepwear 34
26, please remember that you are on a fun forum and not grading papers. You ruin the mood for everyone with your nitpicking.
evalu8tor 12
There their they're Drew, it's ok
AcieMcG 21
Maybe the OP and 'husband' are only Facebook married.
owwwthathurts 3
LOL best comment ever
loveashlley 6
There's a button for that.
graceinsheepwear 34
The "first," in other words, legal, wife could be entitled to half his property in a divorce settlement, including anything he acquired while he was with OP.
RedPillSucks 33
In addition, the 2nd wife is probably not covered under the husbands medical insurance. So if she's not working outside the home she better not get sick.
Hawaii84 16
I would be so piss. I hope everything works out because you technically are single and he can get into legal problem if he is not divorce. I hope he was not playing the two family game.
jjmiller1001 17
well atleast he is not your husband anymore