Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, it's officially been two weeks since I found out I have mono. It's also been two weeks since anyone has visited me, called me, or even emailed me. The real kicker? I'm now fired from my job because they can't believe I can have mono twice in one year. I guess I'm just lucky that way. FML
Today, I was recently diagnosed with mononucleosis. This means that I'm really tired. I had been planning a trip with my sister and my cousin, but I didn’t wake up this morning at 7 because of the Mono, and they didn’t bother to wake me up. They went without me, to all my favorite places, leaving me at home with nothing to do. FML
Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office to get my yearly check up. Soon after I got home, I threw up and somehow had a fever. FML
Today, I went to the doctor after being sick for weeks. I found out that I had bronchitis that then progressed to pneumonia. My girlfriend is hearing impaired, and when I can finally get words to come out when I speak, she can't understand them. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for. FML
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML
Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML
Today, I was sitting at lunch and started choking on a chip. I couldn't breathe and nobody tried to help me. Having to take matters into my own hands, I reached for a juice box that belonged to someone sitting next to me. After I could breathe again, they informed me that they had mono. FML
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Blackcatluck 19
Um, I think it's time to check for pervy ghosts.
somethingblue 6
Mono doesn't start taking effect for like a month or two later. So it all depends on what you were doing then. But I feel your pain. Feel better!!
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Comments (65)
LanceGoodthrust 19
"Mono" does mean, "one," you know...
Gingerette 8
Don't get Greek on me, now...
DocBastard 40
You're just a walking Petri dish. Thank god you don't live anywhere close to me. No seriously, stay the **** away. You're probably also harboring the flu, tularemia, cat scratch fever, and the bubonic plague.
Blackcatluck 19
Well that's ironic,considering you're a doctor an all.
Nordrag 26
doctors can get sick too. I'm sure they would prefer to avoid illness wherever possible.
SergeantSnuggles 12
Lulz...
tranced_ 45
Lol derpina
underthesea12 24
The wages of sin are death!
Gingerette 8
"But the gift of God is eternal life through Christ Jesus our lord." ?
underthesea12 24
Amen!
Gingerette 8
The serial kisser strikes again!
Dashelle 25
Some people get mono every time their immune system goes down. They have to have gotten it first somewhere else, but you're always a carrier. That myth about only being able to get mono once is BS.
Sputnikspak 13
Yep. I have Lupus, and I've had mono a bunch of times. I'm always sick with something, the drugs to treat Lupus nuke your immune system (which is otherwise causing autoimmune symptoms by attacking healthy tissues). Weirdly, my ex-boyfriend never caught it. I can't walk into a hospital or doctor's office without coming out with some form of plague, no matter how much I wash my hands/use hand sanitizer/sit on them so I don't touch my face.
Mailman2121 15
Be careful OP, it seems like natural selection is coming after you.
FezzesAreCool 18
Get well soon! :(
Pizzaman556 7
I really hope you feel better!!
pilou_fml 5
Mono takes like 2 months to kick in