Today, I found out that all together, I have mono, strep, a UTI, and a enlarged spleen. How am I going to tell my friend that I made out with his dad, and now his dad is sick? This man gives his newborn kisses every night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the hospital with stomach pains. I found out I have mono, as well as a ruptured ovarian cyst, which may need surgery. I called my best friend for support, only for her to drunkenly yell at me for not being at her party, and that this could have waited till a better time. FML
Today, after blacking out from fever, I found out that the reason I've been feeling so sick is that I've somehow come down with pneumonia, strep, and the common cold all at the same time. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I got a call from my doctor telling my I tested positive for an STI (first time in my fucking life). Mind you, I got the call while my dermatologist was cutting open my butt cheek to drain an abscess. I also got told on top of the new hole in my ass and the STI that I also have a yeast infection. Happy Monday. FML
Today, I came back from the doctor after having been diagnosed with a UTI. My dad now won't shut up about it, saying stuff like, "You must be 'pissed'", "Looks like 'urine' a bit of pain", and "'Urea'-lly need some antibiotics, son", all while making obnoxious finger quotes in the air. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML
Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Top comments
Rake 18
I don't understand, why do you need to tell anything to your friend? As long as his Dad is aware of what he has he should tell to whomever is relevant I'm sorry I'm sick please keep some distance. Something is missing..
Ubehage 32
Just tell him. No matter how you do it, it is better than keeping it secret. FYL
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Ubehage 32
Just tell him. No matter how you do it, it is better than keeping it secret. FYL
Rake 18
I don't understand, why do you need to tell anything to your friend? As long as his Dad is aware of what he has he should tell to whomever is relevant I'm sorry I'm sick please keep some distance. Something is missing..
Charlie Given 28
I think the part of the story that's missing is that this is a young woman who is most likely sleeping with a married man and she doesn't want her friend the daughter of the married man to find out.
Anderling 33
Bro OP literally says the friend is a guy.
Anderling 33
You need to tell him. He could be putting that newborn in life-threatening danger otherwise. It’s probably gonna suck but not as much as a deceased infant.
anaardvark1 2
POS
RichardPencil 32
You don't have to. Eventually, the dad will have to 'splain to your friend why he has all of the diseases you do.