Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, because money is a little tight, I decided to sell one of my retro video game consoles. The family member that initially gave me it to me saw the ad on Facebook and demanded I give it back to them. FML
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
Today, my husband sold a bunch of stuff from our garage to buy himself the latest Xbox. Unfortunately, the clown also sold the bicycle I don’t ride anymore. It was my nana’s vintage bicycle, with original wicker basket, worth several thousand to collectors. He accepted £80 for it on Facebook Marketplace. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, my dad called, saying he was in town and that he wanted to see me. I was excited, thinking he wanted to come see my new apartment. Turns out he just wanted to borrow my Xbox. FML
Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML
Today, I decided I'd sell an old motorcycle I had, in order to help with the bills. I had to be at work at the time when an interested buyer was to show up, so I entrusted my mother with the exchange as she's unemployed. Mom pocketed the money and bought a new freezer for her house, and won't pay me back. FML
Today, I met a guy that I liked. We really hit it off, that is until his parents walked by and he started begging them, down on his hands and knees, to buy him a new video game. FML
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
juicedboi 7
At least you got a handshake for your xbox. Who needs money when you have bacteria from a stranger instead!
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Comments (255)
ambowew 7
Not the brightest crayon in the box, are you?
AlEX928 0
What the heck were you thinking!!!
yohooooooo 5
OP is the grey crayon not the yellow one obviously.
mackop 0
or the sharpest knife in the drawer..
StrayXL 0
About as sharp as a marble.
jennifer93 0
everyone knows you get the money first!
juicedboi 7
At least you got a handshake for your xbox. Who needs money when you have bacteria from a stranger instead!
LoneStarTexan 6
more like the white crayon
Darth_Naru 0
I know who's not going to be a good sales man! YDI dumbass
ashtin85 0
Wow, what a dumbass!
PurpleRae420 0
Your an idiot
chris71sk8r 8
Or not the brightest wire in the Xbox!!!
dcam13 19
ooooh, do you have anything else for sale??
Volcano47 0
he is cute and i like your mustache^
A7X_LoVeee 10
Hahaha 59. Oh the irony!
theUBERcomment 1
you're just about as useful as a blank.
TraceCase_ 19
*sigh, 97, it happens almost every time someone calls someone else an idiot. It's really starting to get old.
techweed 12
thumbs up if you think #59 looks like Alexis Bledel
techweed 12
sorry I mean 36
pertained 12
Well, I think the guy did OP a favour, everyone knows my game is better on ps3. You should be able to see my handsome face in stunning HD.
DatWhiteGuy 0
Wow that's amazing. Cuz that's my bio xbox live. JetCrayon.
DudeImBetter 0
did you double check to make sure you left with your cloths on at least.
YacL 15
Where's my money, man?
pablothepenguin 2
Why would anyone EVER sell their Xbox?!?!?!?
LardZilla 11
I know, who wants you go high profile on some Borgia creeps on xbox. You get to see ever drop of blood on Ps3.
kyarush 10
haha! smart.
SuperAnthony 7
YOU, sir, are a dumbass.
jmtmxer 0
maybe if I sell something to this guy he'll give me the money and forget to take the object I'm selling him ...... then I'll go sell it again(:
adrianblackett 0
he can't even be considered a crayon in the box
JacksonCampbell 9
He's probably the white crayon that no one uses.
Nooneslooking 0
too bad you lost all your personal info
chimpsndip 0
200th like!!! I win
browntiga 0
lol first I thought you were being racist
bezach 0
10 and 14 he's also not the hardest on the Viagra tour.
2fknreaL 0
you're*--- Stupid is as stupid says eh?
Pzml 0
more like... why would anyone EvEr give it away!
RedneckRider 4
wha are yall talkin about? OP did this correctly. on craigslist you exchange an item for some form of physical action. good job OP you did well!
kilaa117 0
wow your life sucks dude glad I'm not you
whoa_is_failz 6
not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. YDI
XHarpyEagleX 0
Sadly it was an Xbox 360 An not a ps3. if u gave him the ps3 then you wouldnt be to stuiped
omgmike2345 0
more like the black crayon. that's the worst color.....waaaat?
Razman201 14
I just love this comment haha. But as he said money isn't everything =P
chimpsndip 0
That's pretty damn hilarious.
whoisthisgirl 4
I'm sure you made him happy! be proud you put a smile on someones face..
EatnBeef 7
who cars about the people, think about the xbox for christs sake!!!!!
urdirtyolduncle 15
Where are you located, OP? I would like to do some business with you, too!
LaPerla 0
I bet that other guy never ran so fast in his life :D
schaflava 0
how have you made it this long in life? natural selection isn't fool proof...
ovechkinisbeast 9
Op. YDI for selling an xbox 360.
tree07 1
OP you deserve it for getting high before you sold your xbox..... thats clearly what happened here
madseewhy 3
hell yeah this guy brings stupidity to a whole new level
mackop 0
how did you manage that?? most people get the money first...
Everday 0
How did he leave without giving the money?
lifeisprettygood 0
he's obviously smoother than op
Mitcha857 0
OP is an idiot wow do you walk into a car dealership expecting the keys before paying?
IscoreOnU 19
I wonder if the other guy planned that. or he just saw opportunity.
JJ123456 0
how can you forget about the money kinda yer fault YDI sorry
Mr_Alex 5
I get impression the money wasn't forgotten by op rather conned by the so called buyer!!
Darth_Naru 0
4- I like your pic though :3
FreebirdIII 1
I wonder if OP has anything else to sell? I'm in the market for some free stuff.
gabinel1 0
OP deserves it for using a 360
armorf0r 7
you definitely deserve it man.. have some common sense?
california283 6
I wonder what your arm tattoo will look like when you're 60. not being rude... I am actually just curious lol .. I like tattoos.
dmgfsu 1
You also might wanna hit the gym a bit. Those look way better when you have some actual muscle tone.
explodingmuffint 0
it's a tree..
ImmortalKratos 0
ehh you probably won't even notice the tattoo when he's 60. it'll just blend in with his varicose veins.
shutupYDI 4
you guys are assholes. the tattoo is amazing :O
ILoveTabz 0
your tattoo is AMAZING! :)
LordVad3r 0
That sucks
kittykat52810 0
fail
Freeze_fml 17
Now you can get a PS3.
tub944 0
Yea go PS3!
haileemarie7 6
I would be extremely angry if I was the dude who got it for free. Why on earth would I want to throw away your trash?
locacolloca 0
PS3s r GAY I'd prefer to NOT have my profile hacked thank you very much
haileemarie7 6
75- The profiles didn't get hacked, Playstation did. It wasn't like some punk hacked a guy he didn't likes account. A group of " hacktavist" were being spiteful because Sony arrested the guy who first jail broke the ps3. Get your facts straight..
anorexicbarbie 8
PS3 graphics = Xbox 360 HD graphics.
Plasmaxyz 5
Lolwut? More like Blu-ray graphics vs standard DVD graphics.
Hockeyboy4280 18
What is he going to buy this PS3 with?
Skinny_Girl 0
ya a ps3 is better anyways
pablothepenguin 2
Eww who would want a gay station. Xbox
anarchyologist 0
yea so it can crash on him... xbox>ps3
footballfreak65 6
wow u fail
armorf0r 7
unless the xbox had the red ring of death lol
footballfreak65 6
wow u fail