Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
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fuckfuckityfuck 16
better safe than sorry
syki 22
On the upside, it's not cancer! Whatever the opposite of FYL is, that.
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Comments (104)
NYGiants1925 22
Lol at least it's not a tumor.
tiger820 20
I read this with my Arnold Schwarzenegger voice!
laden_swallow09 35
"IT'S NAHT A TUUMAH!"
Feklfekl2222 32
Yes those German Trump supporters make all the difference
Devtyro 14
Your names Lara.. so I would assume you have large breasts.. and they're polygons. and pixelated. Do you hunt treasures?
ThrottleJockey 36
Not a lot of Laura Croft hand l fans here I guess.
pandainspandex 19
It has nothing to do with whether or not people are fans of Lara (FTFY) Croft. He got downvoted because it was a dumb assumption. And if it was "just a joke"... well, it was a dumb joke too.
ThrottleJockey 36
I think your spandex are on just a bit too tight there panda.
itsthewayitis 10
please don't have any off spring. God help the if you do
LoveMyBoyz 9
Seriously!
Taj1217 7
This is so something that would happen to me. Better safe than sorry!!!
anonymous198913 26
You deserve to not worry about getting cancer :)
Guirty 3
It's good to be cautious about these things even if it turns out your worries aren't proven!
VenomPrince83 21
Wtf are your boobs concave???
Talis99 26
#21, I salute you.
ThrottleJockey 36
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you are a member of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee.