Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I had an accident and cracked a rib. I got taken to hospital where I got checked over. The doctor said it was a good job I hadn't got a chest infection nor a cold. Funny you should say that doc, I have both. She replied, "Well, that's bad…" FML
Today, I told the doctor that one of my ribs sticks out farther than the other. When I lifted my shirt to show him, he immediately laughed and said, "Whoa, that's not subtle is it!" As if I wasn't already insecure about it. FML
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for a suspicious lump under my armpit, so he suggested a breast examination. While pressing all over them he said, "We're gonna have to send you for an X-ray because you have the most lumpy breasts I've ever felt in my life." FML
Today, I had the pleasure of finding out how it feels to poop with 3 broken ribs. FML
Today, I went to my gyn to see what a painful lump is under my armpit. Turns out it's breast tissue, and yes, it will fill up with milk when I'm pregnant. I essentially have three boobs. FML
Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML
Today, a girl asked me to check out her left breast, which she said she'd found a strange lump on. I'm an orthodontist. FML
Today, I found out that I have testicular cancer for the second time in two years, and they may end up removing my last testicle. Knowing full well I was also born with an extra rib, the doctor at the consultation joked, "Hey, you'll be three quarters of the way to being a woman." FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
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fuckfuckityfuck 16
better safe than sorry
syki 22
On the upside, it's not cancer! Whatever the opposite of FYL is, that.
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Comments (104)
amb27 7
Better safe than sorry!
Gearhead789 6
Is OP flat chested?
dafluckster 6
Sounds like a way to brag about being skinny.
laden_swallow09 35
Don't let it get you down, OP. I happen to like A-cups! If I like 'em, there has to be a few million others who like 'em as much as I do. I forget where I heard it, but I remember a little maxim, "When a girl with A-cups hugs you, she's letting you closer to her heart."
awesumous 16
Shouldn't you be HAPPY it was only a rib? This isn't really an FML, you're lucky
CliffyB03 28
Don't worry OP, one time I felt a lump in my breast and freaked out. I told my mom. Turns out, I was just laying wrong and could feel the gland
samichiss 5
idiot.
hardattack62 5
Sounds like you're bragging about being too skinny. Hope not. That would be sad.
FelicityWishes 32
Good on you for taking time aside to check your breasts!
Mf2307 15
isn't it hard to miss the feeling of your ribs lol