Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After several minutes of me freaking out and him explaining how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was the best thus far. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant. He laughed and said, “April Fools, right?” then left the room, still laughing like it was the dumbest thing ever. Tomorrow's April Fools day. I really am pregnant. FML
Today, my doctor told me to take off my pants so she could do a checkup. When I took them off, she gasped. When I asked what was wrong, she said she was expecting something else. She thought I was a dude. FML
Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, I found out that I'm not actually pregnant. I've apparently been having a hysterical pregnancy because I want a child so badly. I don't know which was worse, the look of relief on my husband's face or having to send a mass email to inform my family and friends. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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feven 32
You should've said "I'm not a man" just to **** with him too
XxDanno316xX 27
You're not on the pill!? Jeez man. At least use condoms Eh mate!
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Comments (86)
sassy2085 16
That is hilarious your GP is real funny.?
kitsuneluvuh 12
Funny story: So there's this guy I grew up with, and his mom brought him to the doctor some time last week because he was having stomach problems and other stuff I wasn't told about. What I was told about, is that the doctor said "That's a strange combination of symptoms you have. In fact, the most common diagnosis for those symptoms together is... pregnancy." Like, legit seriously. I'm still laughing. He wasn't so amused.
sprints54 19
Doctors got jokes lol
Caroline_Grace_ 20
Those pranks are the best XD
Pablo1321 14
really nigga really -.-
the_steven 6
I call fake
ScottLucky 18
All I can say is, dumbass!
StickyPickles 33
You sir should be required to carry a plant of some sort at least an attempt to compensate for your drain of oxygen on this planet.
BlindlyWandering 17
The first medically recorded case. No one knows how many times it may have happened unknown to medical science.
Mooglefox 24
Then you also realized you haven't had sex yet too, right?