Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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lonkite101 14
I wonder what went through her mind when she sees a guy start walking up to her with a sex positions book...0.o
cholobear21 6
You deserve it for not looking at the cover. Rookie mistake.
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Comments (160)
The_Thinker 18
I can only suppose the other girl had better reading taste than what the Kama Sutra offered. Which, of course, would be major props to her.
valwojazz 11
I totally agree :)
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Shouldn't you have peeked at the cover first, to make sure? Well I'll bet she'll get a laugh out of it and a good story to tell at parties.
Drizzelhell 3
She just did not like that position.
Dcm210 19
she might be a lesbian.
perdix 31
I'm no authority on the subject, but I think lesbians like sex positions, too. They may even resort to using strap-ons to replicate some of the positions, or so I've heard.
GVirdi 11
69 heard or seen?
SkoomaKi 28
#45's logic: If you get rejected, it's probably because she's a lesbian. Good way of thinking.
MinnyWheat 8
Well would it have been better if it were the other way around?
perdix 31
Do you mean if you pointed at the girl and the book walked away?
EMTchic 14
i think he meant if the girl was the one with the sex book XD
perdix 31
#57, thanks for trying to help, but I'm more confused than ever. If the girl were holding the sex book, what kind of book would the OP be holding to be "the other way around?"
bdathorne 6
stranger danger at its finest.
Abbyybba 0
I wonder if you were in the bookstore just to pick up girls. If so- stop- and buy a book instead.
linkinpark98 24
So did you still read the book? Learn anything? ;)
Fmlsea 28
at least you can look back on this and laugh , if not most people here will do it for you .
123man 11
I was in the bookstore and saw this all take place. You messed up! She didn't leave - she went to the bathroom and waited for you to come and show her what you had learned from your book. She waited about five minutes before grabbing some other dude and pulling him into the bathroom. FYL for misinterpreting the girl's reaction!