Today, I went to the bookstore and saw a stunning girl reading. I walked over and picked up a book, thinking our two books were the same category, hence a good conversation starter. She looked at me, and I pointed at my book and smiled. After that, she left. It was a sex position book. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I was in the romantic section of a book store making fun of the titles. Thinking my friend was behind me, I read in a sexy voice, “Sleeping with a Stranger” and turned to laugh only to find the 70-year-old store manager smiling and winking at me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I saw two extremely hot girls. I walked into their aisle and they looked at me and smiled. I stopped and pretended to look at something so I could listen to what they were saying. They started laughing and walked away. It turned out I was reading a box of tampons. FML
Today, I went to the library to bring back some books, I walked up to the counter and the librarian turned to me and said "What can I do for you young man?" I'm a girl. FML
Today, I was sexing it up with my boyfriend. Halfway through, he looked at me and said, "Y'know what you never see in a porno? Intellectual conversation. Read any good books lately?" He wouldn't keep going until I answered. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy at the coffee shop reading a book. Wanting to be friendly, I smiled as I approached and asked what he was reading. He returned the smile and said, "Minding your damn business, by Fuck Off." FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, my new boyfriend came over to my apartment for the first time. Up until now I thought he was great, but when he spotted the book I'm currently reading next to my couch, he uttered the immortal question, "Why do you read?" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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lonkite101 14
I wonder what went through her mind when she sees a guy start walking up to her with a sex positions book...0.o
cholobear21 6
You deserve it for not looking at the cover. Rookie mistake.
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Comments (160)
badmike89 6
That is actually what I would call awesome I think I may just start trying that it's going to work eventually and when it does you know it'll be crazy
xxxInsanexxx 9
Wait... if OP picked a book in the same section as the girl's book, wouldn't it be reasonable to conclude her book was of the same nature?
Jasonf6 0
Reading in a book store, ya dont say? ;)
karina777 5
Smooth :)
ap7diamonds 1
Ask her if she wants to try them out.
reweki 1
She's apparently much better at judging a book by its cover than you are.
LochnessaMonster 1
Maybe you should look at the cover before picking up a random book, I mean really? who tries to impress girls like that anyways.
LochnessaMonster 1
I just totally edited my account for the first time and already have to change my picture because 149 has the same one xD sorry dude, I didn't expect that to happen so soon. hah
Readin25 4
That Must've Been Embarrasing!
mexican613 3
Who needs pick up lines