Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
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my_fml_account 2
If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.
pizz0wn3d 0
10 points!
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Comments (115)
cucuto89 0
I call bull, there's no way you could cough up a mint and it'd come out like a projectile fast enough to shoot over a table
inf1nite 0
i agree. i would also like to point out that tgi friday's no longer has mints.
opposingside 0
Actually Ive coughed up mints before and they went easily far enough to go across a table. Also at all the TGI fridays Im familiar with, they still give out mints.
inf1nite 0
i work there, and i'm 100% sure we no longer have mints. i'm also about 99% sure we haven't had mints for nearly a year now, possibly longer than that. (which is sad because the mints were fantastic)
xcchick 0
LOL
Xrailer 0
how is this an FML? If I were your crush I would of been laughing my ass off.
bexox 0
Hey! It could have been worse. When I was little I choked on a peppermint and I PUKED it up. Be glad you didn't have to post THAT on here!
boybluee 0
I was eating a peppermint one two. but i was jumping on a trampoleen and i went to jump on my back and it went down my throat.
Frolly_fml 0
Today, while reading this FML I swallowed wrong and was choking on my saliva, to which I coughed it up and spat all over my monitor. FML
justanotherhuman 21
So his drink has a prize at the bottom. I want your life if this is worth an FML post.
plexico 4
Oh, Governor Palin, you are a hoot! Aren't you still governor for the next week or two? And what are you doing with your "crush?" Won't Todd be mad or is he out on the snow machine? Stay sweet, Sarah, you're the best thing that ever happened to the Democratic Party since the Great Depression and Watergate!
I_Deserved_It 10
Then give him a BJ in the parking lot. Problem solved.
Forrest_ 0
If you and your crush couldn't laugh about this, sounds like a douche to me. Shit happens, it's funny
mmmarie_fml 0
I find this a little hard to believe.. Who would just be coughing openly like that in order for the mint to go flying across the table? Especially since you were trying to cough it up, wouldnt you think you would have a napkin, or at least your hand ready for it?? If not then YDI Hey but at least it was the end of dinner, he probably didnt need his drink anymore anyway.