Today, I went to TGI Friday's with my crush. At the end of our meal, the waitress gave us mints with the bill. He said something that made me laugh, and I began choking on my mint. After a few coughs, I finally managed to get it out. It hit him in the forehead and landed in his drink. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML
Today, while at a restaurant with my boyfriend, a piece of ice got stuck in my throat. I couldn't get his attention until after it melted because he was busy checking in on foursquare. When he finally noticed my freaking out and I told him what had happened, he laughed. FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML
Today, I went out to lunch with a couple of work buddies. Trying to be suave, I started hitting on our waitress. Not two seconds after saying, "Hey baby," I felt ice water on my balls. The guy next to me had spilled both our water glasses. FML
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my_fml_account 2
If he still wants to hang out with you after being hit in the face by projectile mints he's clearly into you. I applaud you for pioneering new ways of finding out if someone likes you.
pizz0wn3d 0
10 points!
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Comments (115)
potatosrulz 0
Hahahahahaha! That's like from the movies FTW!
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
I agree. This sounds like it was copied from a movie or something. And if you were choking, why didn't he try to help you? He just sat there while you tried to cough the mint out? Some guy...
aja175 0
if someone is choking and coughing the correct thing to do is do nothing. If they're choking and can't breathe then assist.
bexox 0
She probably coughed it up pretty quickly.
holytamole 0
I would have erupted into laughter if I was him! That's extremely comical. It's not a FYL situation, but not a YDI either. It's just really funny (except the choking. leave that for sex)
dyingstart 0
Agreed. I'm not voting either way. This does make for a cute story though. You can also tell him that it ended up on fmylife!
Jimboom 12
GOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Sipos 0
If she actually shouted that then it'd be hilarious and irresistable awesome.
TheDoge 0
The truly suave date would pick up the glass and take a drink, perhaps sharing a grin or laugh with the now thoroughly embarrassed girl.
d347hm4n 0
Nice shot :D
dnotter 0
I thought you had started referring to the waitress as "he" all of a sudden...
cbelle 0
LMAO. This is not FML, just hilarious. This will make a great story for later, whether he stays with you or not. lol
onyxice138 0
That's not that bad. Think of the stories you'll be able to tell your grandkids.
boatiebanter 0
YDI for not covering your mouth when you cough.
SuperSpore 0
What if it bounced back off and went back down her throat and got stuck again?
Pastor_Rich 0
coughing, a reaction to choking, saved your life. chocolate against forehead, NBD( no big deal )
SonOfAMitch 14
it was a mint, not chocolate.