Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I was singing loudly in my car at a red light, completely oblivious. When I finished the song, I turned to see a bus full of passengers watching (and also some of them filming) my performance. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, I was listening to music with headphones in my usually quiet class. At one point I really got into the song so I just quietly sang along because why not. Turns out by the end of the song I was singing at full volume, almost yelling, and my friend stopped me to say that. The entire back row was laughing. FML
Today, to help me get over my crippling social anxiety, my therapist encouraged me to sing in front of a crowd, since I actually have a fine singing voice. I ended up fainting onstage, mid-song. FML
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
Today, some idiot kid teased and taunted me for weeping on my "already bad performance", recording it on his phone threatening to put it on social media. I was singing and playing the guitar, in front of my childhood sweetheart, and supposedly soon-to-be wife's grave. It was our song. I do this every year on this day. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I finally got to attend the concert I have been anticipating for weeks. The band was great. The drunk guy sitting behind me yelling profanity and out of tune lyrics in my ear throughout the entire show, however, was not. FML
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ICATiger 13
That was you. God I thought somebody was dying.....
TheHaloReachigan 3
Haha. Show it to your friends and tell them the band had a rough night.
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Comments (108)
kroekdog 7
I hate when people sing along badly at concerts...
Mamoni 7
Next time, don't videotape the concert, just enjoy it as it happens! Also, don't sing along unless the artist is playing in a big arena or a stadium.
hateevryone 15
next you time you record a concert, let them do the singing.
clutz123 5
live is never as good as the normal version, so it's ok.
PsychoticAsylum 26
Unless it's a System of a Down or a Lamb of a God concert.
thew_fml 14
many many many bands are much better live than in the studio. then again some bands it's just the opposite
linnie_wesker 20
That's because you probably like bands that edit the shit out of their music. All the bands I like sound amazing live. =/
PrimeStarscream 30
The video and sound quality from phones is crap anyway.
ferrettamer 6
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my... I came from another FML and that is what I saw. I was disappointed when I came here
seexysportsbabee 0
I have done that!!! Don't feel bad!!
perdix 31
You're seexy and you know it! -- LMFAO
efemel94 7
Been there too aha
RocketNinjaFish 12
if your face was closer to the camera than the band was, obviously the camera would pick up your voice better than the band.
topaz554 6
omg LOLOLOL thats funny :)