Today, I went to see a once-in-a-lifetime moment when the Olympic torch passed through my town. I waited for 3 hours only to get a bruise from a man shoving me out of the way at the exact moment it went past. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove for hours to attend a martial arts tournament, and then I waited ages for it to finally start. I lost in less than a minute. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML
Today, a man slapped me in the face with his newspaper because I didn't get out of his way fast enough at the train station. I guess he didn't notice I was on crutches. FML
Today, I got a once-in-a-lifetime chance to see Hamilton. My friend kept complaining and asking very loudly why it was "just about that one guy". We got kicked out. FML
Today, I was first in line at a stoplight. After five minutes, with a line of cars behind me, the light was still red. People behind me started honking, so I decided to just go. Halfway across the way, I was greeted by a camera flash. Nobody else went. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took part in a charity run for a good cause. I'd trained for months and showed up, only to trip and fall flat on my face at the starting line. I spent the rest of the race with scraped knees and a bruised ego. FML
Today, at the train station a woman's baggage had gotten stuck in the ticket barriers, so I used my ticket to unlock the barriers for her but told her to wait so I could get through too. She didn't wait. And I got painfully stuck in the barriers whilst I watched my train go by. FML
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Top comments
SkoomaKi 28
Quick, get to the next town! It's a one in a 4 year chance to see it.
noe1387 0
Soo... It was only there for a brief second?
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Comments (164)
reddudeover 2
Bad puns? I'm in. Op you shouldn't have let some one torch and not retaliate!
perdix 31
The poor bastard had Olympic Fever! Too bad the strain he had was Wrestlemania.
reddudeover 2
I'm sure it was an accident, and it will be an accident when his brake line fails him and he runs head long into an 18 wheeler!
alexup24 13
I'll take a one way ticket off of this planet
jayfreeman80 0
Cry me a tear & get over it
reddudeover 2
61 - I'm sorry Sir the only tickets we have left are to Uranus.
ICastillo 25
You should of kicked that guy in balls. You might never get the chance to see it again.
downtime 13
You should have paid more attention in English class.
Armanderchay 4
An elderly French woman pimp slapped me for a similar reason at the Tour de France.
angelofsaturn 23
#68 did she shake some baby powder in her hand before she slapped you?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Justin Bieber would like one.
mollysticks 10
Trust me, it's not that interesting anyways.