Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Parenting styles may differ…
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Top comments
kikibrowm 7
You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...
shanie123 10
Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!
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Comments (238)
MadisonB96 6
Makeup just hides your pretty face(= and generally the girls who claim they have "beauty," can have it wiped off with a tissue
prinzess_fml 25
Only if you don't know how to wear it properly. Good day-time makeup at that age is one that makes you look like you're not wearing any and makes your skin look nicer and your eyes more intense.
prinzess_fml 25
But you are not old enough to wear makeup anyway so you are right not to.
superstar429 7
thats for putting make up on you look beautiful just the way you are because when you get old your gonna look twice as older than you actually are and remember no one needs to hav heavy duty makeup
GrammaticalNazi 2
iPhone being dumb...
prinzess_fml 25
Congratulations OP for being confident enough to go without makeup. I hope you'll do it again, then people will get used to it.
slicklol 7
What if she's just butt ugly? :x
jacob128 4
U r a *****
Snookie85 19
Better wear makeup next time!
katiebearr10 0
Maybe she's really ugly and feels she needs makeup
kitkat98_fml 0
Well that just tells you that you should stop wearing makeup or wear a little bit. You should love your face for what it is. Gradually wear less makeup each day so people can recognize you. Other then that, it's a good disguise.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
This is another reason makeup is pointless. I don't believe in it - to me, it's a mask hiding who you really are. And if someone doesn't like you under your makeup, aka who you really are, they aren't worth it. Not to mention the stuff is ridiculously expensive. $10 for mascara? Really? Sorry about that OP but at least you could easily start over with a new identity if you wanted. hahaha
ShroomsOnAcid 17
I agree with you, generally. However, makeup can be a form of art if done correctly. Some people can literally transform themselves into another person (or entity), like that chick who turned herself into Jared Leto.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#74 And if you want to buy REALLY good make-up, like Clinique or anything sold at Sephora...It's way more expensive. $50 for an eyeshadow palette isn't too uncommon.