Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The greatest Illusion ever
United States
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
bu09
United States
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
FreshFaced
United Kingdom
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa, United States
Parenting styles may differ…
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Anonymous
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Cassidy Bowen
San Francisco, United States
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
hannah
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Top comments
kikibrowm 7
You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...
shanie123 10
Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!
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Comments (238)
missbadluk 0
*digging thru the caked on makeup* Where's your face?? YDI
anon45 6
And we have ourselves another ***** in training! Try not to be so fake and you might grow up to be someone kiddo. If you keep going this way, you will just be treated like the trash you seem to so want to be. Maybe stop wearing so much make up and let people see who you really are!
justanotherbird 19
Wearing too much makeup does not equal "*****", as you so sillingly put it. In fact, it could very well indicate low self esteem, enjoying makeup art, or many things. If you continue that kind of talk, you are simply an "idiot in training".
herpitydurteedur 0
Pancakes anybody?
Jasonf6 0
Makeup is for ugly people trying to hide it. I feel a woman gets uglier the more makeup she puts on.
ohthatgirl 0
I honestly love make up but to lazy to mess with anything other than eyeliner in the morning.
BritLass 15
How much makeup do you wear? :S
gameplaya2023 0
CAKE-FACE!!!!!
xXRiah_GirlXx 9
So do you just dunk your head in a troth of it or what? >.>'
MaryPoppins88 14
Maybe you wear too much makeup then
nosferatu4444 10
how much make-up DO you wear OP?