Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Parenting styles may differ…
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Top comments
kikibrowm 7
You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...
shanie123 10
Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!
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Comments (238)
JRFaceless 8
People in high school wear way too much makeup for some reason, why is this?
marpay 11
Insecurities?
nikkilorenz7 5
#14: pimples&insecurities
Mauskau 36
Because of skanky celebs such as Katie Price
bribubbles 10
To impress boys?? Yes thats it!!! Eureka!! it also insecurities and to cover up zits and scar/blemishes/unwanted marks on the face or any area of skin surrounding it.
fadingfaith 4
To look like ***** and fit in with the easy girls.
MegaTroller_fml 5
You fake bastard. Should've exposed yourself to the crowd like the tangible you. Beauty doesn't need makeup.
AnnieHodge03 0
How ugly that must be.
GoPro2Oh 0
Thats probably because ur soo ugly u have to cake on makeup
Magic1 9
Some girls use wayyyy too much. You should see some of the "hot" actresses without make-up
thiscrazything 1
Not so hot
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Sometimes it seems that beauty is synonymous with how much time a woman spends on her appearance, or at least how much time she is perceived to have spent on her appearance, and how well she can disguise her face with layers upon layers of makeup.
vi3tno_romeo 5
Plastic!
iMagzzzy 0
******* cakeface
perdix 31
Do you go to the Clown Academy? If not, then you are the only one.
boredblonde 17
cause you were so beautiful! :D
JassyJas 2
LADY GAGA?