Nicole
United States
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The greatest Illusion ever
United States
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
bu09
United States
What's updog?
Today, all of my friends and teachers asked me what was wrong because I looked sad and tired. One kid even said that I looked like "an abused housewife the day after." I was fine. It was the first time I went to school without wearing any makeup. FML
Anonymous
Dublin, Ireland
Today, I decided not to wear any makeup. I got told 13 times at work that I looked ill. FML
FreshFaced
United Kingdom
Today, I went into work for the first time without make-up. My boss thought I looked so tired and ill that he sent me home. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa, United States
Parenting styles may differ…
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Anonymous
Wrong move
Today, I told a coworker, “You look way better without makeup.” She responded, “I’m wearing makeup.” Everyone around us gasped like I had just said "fuck" in church. FML
Cassidy Bowen
San Francisco, United States
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boyfriend saw me without make-up for the first time we've been dating for two years. He freaked because he didn't know who I was. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
hannah
Shot from both sides
Today, I was yelled at by multiple people at work for not wearing any makeup. The only reason I don’t wear makeup is because my mom is guaranteed to make me cry before I leave the house every morning, so there’s no point. FML
Top comments
kikibrowm 7
You could definitely pull off a robbery that way...
shanie123 10
Shouldn't wear so much makeup it messes up your skin at such a young age, now your skin depends on it!
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Comments (238)
Freeze_fml 17
That's false advertisement.
Mia123098 0
Thatsuckz that's happened to me before
rawrcookiemonste 5
maybe try putting less make up on.
MrSexyPants 14
That makes me sad. To make it worse you're probably really young. 7th grade cakefaces are the worst.
FTW4335 0
BAHAHAHAHA. What a fail.
nitram0606 0
Yo yo, damn girl that is harrrrrduh wut u is gone fo' to skoo lookin like dat uggy az hoeskies
Jdog619 11
Excessive amounts of makeup just make you look worse. I like it when I can stand to look at a girl while she is not wearing makeup.
queenb1621 21
sorry to hear that but no offense but if not even you parents noticed you then you must be putting on way too much makeup.
bubo_fml 11
Clown make-up?
dansco 25
So what you mean is you wear too much make up normally?! :(
prinzess_fml 25
^Have you tried using a cream or serum that prevents bags instead of just hiding them?
prinzess_fml 25
Hey how did this comment land here? That's not where it was supposed to go, sorry.