Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got out a camcorder she's had a while, saying that there were tapes of me from when I was a child. The first tape I put in was a porno starring her and her ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my fifth birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Top comments
Cali 57
My question is this: did OP convert the sex tape as well? This needs a follow-up!
Welshite 40
That wasn't just any sex tape, OP. It was the tape of your conception. Family memories are great aren't they?
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Comments (23)
TinScarecrow 15
Well they are a couple. You cannot pretend you were an immaculate conception. YDI for snooping
Snarkydi 0
Oh god. Put them all back, act like this never happened, and find another Christmas present for them. And again, most importantly, this never happened.
acmariner99 25
Need some brain bleach?
Inkoseh 33
Your best bet is to say you had them shipped to a company that does it, not that you did it yourself!
samlovesham1234 9
Time to gouge your eyes out!
shitstorm28 11
Nice idea, poor execution.
Dominus101 20
I bet OP is " Mortified " Yikes !
cek727 16
No good deed goes unpunished.
MissPanda85 5
I don't think it's snooping. Many families are very open and have no problem with their close family coming over while they aren't home or borrowing things. My parents would think nothing of me going to their house and going through their stuff, except their bedroom of course! Which is where sex tapes should be kept.
lemmalime 0
Merry Christmas lmao!