Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
Not a clown car
Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
In this economy?
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Keep it in your pants
Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML
Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML
Breaking news
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
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Tripartita 45
Today, my siblings and I found an FML that came out a few months before we were born. It describes our situation exactly and explains why our younger sister is so well treated. Glad to know we managed to disappoint you in utero, Ma. FML
InfiniteSecret 20
Oh my gosh people you need to chill. Some people want a specific gender, there is nothing wrong with someone wanting a girl or a boy. You make it sound like they said they no longer want the kids because they are boys. Also having triplets means a whole lot more stress on the body.
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Comments (51)
StarkWolf_fml 23
on the bright side, boys are cheaper to raise than girls
littlelia 22
not necessarily, and definitely not if you have 3 of them
BurnInDemonFire 39
Life's a lottery, and you just hit a triple rollover. Be happy.
WeirdUS 30
Sorry to hear that. I don't blame you 3 kids is a lot and a huge responsibility and big drain on your bank account especially if you weren't planning for it. Dunno why people are saying enjoy it. Three kids you haven't planned for is huge.
Ric Gray 10
i think people are missing the point here. triplets... wow triplets. I can't imagine how overwhelmed you must be feeling. congratulations though. sometimes things don't seem like you think they should. that doesn't mean that things are bad, just unexpected.
PandoraPeace 10
I wanted a girl, too. But you will fall in love, I promise
davecross 11
You shouldn't hope for a gender you up should just hope the it healthy!
piinksock 17
You knew the possibility of having a boy and you knew the possibility of multiples (however remote), complications, dangers etc and you chose to roll the dice. That's what chosing to get pregnant is. Now you're unhappy you didn't get what you want?
KIEdekka 14
Well, you're still going to have yourself a family, so I'd just be grateful for what you have.
tayza249 20
To everyone assuming the OP is a woman and calling them a bitch- the gender symbols denotes that it's a man?
Kelly Sengstock 11
Maybe spare a thought for the people out there desperate for 1 baby of any gender before you start complaining about your ability to have 3 at once just because they aren't the gender you were hoping for.